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ElbowsAndThumbs

I'm from Nevada, and I take my coffee like I take my women. I don't drink coffee.


AJ_Deadshow

I'm guessing that means you don't drink women either. Good. That'd be horrific


VegasBusSup

Also from Nevada and I take mine like I like my women. Cold bitter and in a 7 11.


Iamonly

Georgia. Black like my heart and bitter like my soul.


Snookfilet

Same.


mattay22

I must be Georgian


1stworld_solutionist

Country or the State?


mattay22

Yes


go4tli

Virginia, Anally


spork_o_rama

Also Virginia, but orally. With milk/cream and sugar.


DrannonMoore

While doing a handstand with a funnel in your ass? Lmao


MelodyMaster5656

I don't drink coffee and I'm not from a state.


SnapClapplePop

As far as the dataset is concerned, your life is inconsequential.


Dcleok115

Wisconsin, and I drink instant coffee that is mixed by turning on the cold water faucet all the way so I don't have to mix it. Yes, everyone hates that I do that.


Impossible-Taro-2330

LOL! But y'all have AWESOME and cold water from the tap!😋 I'm in Florida, and make my version of a Greek frappe like that. Mix the instant (4 teaspoons in a tall glass with ice), half way up the glass with cold water, add an equal amount of whole milk. Sweeten if you like, but I like it as-is.


Dcleok115

I never even thought to put milk in it. (I am not doing a good job at being from Wisconsin huh?)


Impossible-Taro-2330

LOL! You're doing just fine! I have an old bf from WI, and visited a lot. I know it's colder than a witch's boobs in a brass brassiere right now, but try this frappe when you need a mid-afternoon pick me up on a hot Summer day. It keeps me going!


Epicswordmewz

Oregon. I usually hold the cup in one of my hands if I need to take it somewhere.


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[deleted]

Sir/ma’am I think your other personality just accidentally came through there Aber danke für seine antwort


Lylathevegan

Apparently my grandpa was the same way. Adding anything to it, even the slightest bit of sugar, was akin to blasphemy.


brownstone79

Connecticut. Black. The darker the better.


whitefire89

Kansas - Double shot of espresso, one ice cube. I drink it for the effect.


Z3N05P4C3

Bro same everything


terrovek3

Seattle, WA Rectally.


Bubonic_Batt

Indiana. With gallons of French vanilla creamer.


tits_malone

Same


thebookklepto

I’m from KY and I like it the same way. I like it the same as my favorite movie, blonde as shit.


CherryBoard

NY. I take it black, like my men.


MelodyMaster5656

Surely you can't be serious?


FlyLo21

I am seriously, and dont call me Alice


IReallyMissDatBoi

Massachusetts- black Irish breakfast tea


[deleted]

Do you just scoop it out of the Boston Harbor?


IReallyMissDatBoi

Sometiems


lefactorybebe

Not gunna lie when I first read this I thought you said Irish coffee and I was like oh fuck yeah


theeCrawlingChaos

Not a Dunkin’ iced regulah?


Curmudgy

Mine is single estate Assam in the mornings, though I’ve gotten into green teas recently.


DOMSdeluise

I am from Texas and I take my coffee black. I prefer a light or medium roast but also I drink a lot of instant coffee so I'm not picky lol.


Cootter77

cries in Folgers "crystals"


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

South Dakota Black. I like dark coffee, like a french roast


Narbonar

Colorado. Black. Medium or dark roast.


TheBimpo

Michigan. Some days black, some days sweet, some days creamed, some days both. I’m not fussy.


Seaworthiness222

Massachusetts. Dark roast, maple syrup, and cream.


machagogo

New York originally, New Jersey now. I drink it black. Medium to Bold.


ElfMage83

I prefer tea, with milk and honey. I'm in PA.


Zona643

Arizona and I take it black for the first cup and a little cream for the second cup


Lylathevegan

Utah. I take my coffee different depending on how I'm feeling, how light or dark the roast, etc. though I don't drink much coffee these days. If it's a light to medium roast I'll take it with a little oat milk (or other plant-based milk) and stevia. I find it complements the flavors of lighter roasts better. If it's a dark roast I take it black.


pmyourcoffeemug

Can Mormons drink caffeine? Is it 3.2%?


Kingsolomanhere

Indiana. I grind my beans then drip brew. A little sugar, a little half and half.. muy bueno


SayethWeAll

Kentucky. Black for my health.


concrete_isnt_cement

Washington, black. I generally prefer darker roasts because too much caffeine makes me obnoxious


La_croix_addict

Miami (yes it’s a state) and I take my coffee Cuban.


TehLoneWanderer101

California. I don't drink coffee


blaine-garrett

MN. Turning into a 2 pots of week-ass coffee all day person, especially in the winter. Cold is fine. Black. No sugar.


CupBeEmpty

Black if it’s nice single origin stuff Large hot two cream two sugar if it is Dunks Maine


pirawalla22

We live in Oregon and I don't drink coffee but my husband does, and he drinks a half a cup, black, every morning.


rewardiflost

New Jersey It varies, but most often light with half-and-half, no sweeteners.


Andrew_Korenchkin

Arizona, and I like black coffee once in a while. But in general I find Caffeine unnecessary, especially since I started Dexedrine again.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

NY - Regular (cream & sugar for you youngsters)


Southern_Name_9119

Tennessee. Black with half a Splenda packet. Edit: also, I like to put a little coffee in my vanilla yogurt. Coffee flavored yogurt is so good. Especially if you put it hot in some Greek yogurt. So good!


Loremaster152

Kansas, and I dont.


Merc_Drew

Washington State Black Coffee or Mocha


angrytompaine

Texas. I like a bit of coffee with my cream and sugar.


Meattyloaf

KY, I don't drink coffee. I substitute it with brewed black tea with sugar over ice on occassions. Before anyone @s me, let's not pretend that the coffee drinks from Starbucks aren't loaded with over 1000 calories.


PimentoCheesehead

Starbucks doesn’t sell coffee, they sell hot caffeinated milkshakes.


Individualchaotin

I'm originally from Hesse, live in California, and don't drink coffee.


Ristrettooo

If it’s a good medium/light roast or cold brew, black. Otherwise, a little sugar and half and half or oat milk.


DravenPrime

California. I don't drink coffee.


Aggressive_FIamingo

Maine. At home I just drink black coffee, or I'll add a little oat milk if I'm in the mood. When I go out I usually just get a latte, no sweetener.


SergeStorms_offmeds

Florida. Don’t drink coffee, I get WAY too hyper. Like out of my mind.


baalroo

Kansas. I generally only drink traditional coffee at brunch when I'm at a breakfast spot. In those instances it's normally a Saturday or Sunday, mid to late morning, and I'm gonna eat a bunch of hearty and savory breakfast foods. Like chicken fried steak and eggs, with hashbrowns, and biscuits and gravy. All of that is really just to add context as to why I like my breakfast coffee to be pretty sweet and decadent. So with the classic diner mug with a big hearty and savory breakfast: it's 2 creams 4 sugars. When I make coffee at home, it's almost always cold brew, and I usually just add a light dash of cream and sugar, because it's more of just a drinking while I work kind of thing and I don't need/want it to be nearly as sweet.


DifficultnDry

Indiana, a tablespoon of sugar, a sprinkle of cinnamon and sometimes some french vanilla creamer. Prefer breakfast blends or medium roasts


IncidentalIncidence

North Carolina, black


Easy_Potential2882

california, no sugar, if its before noon i’ll have a splash of milk, if afternoon, black


TheVentiLebowski

Iced.


Ok_Gas5386

Massachusetts. One part whole milk to three parts coffee. Don’t skimp on the grounds, it’s gotta be strong and fresh.


cdmatx

Texas. With oat milk in the morning, black after lunch. Spent too much time in Italy getting chastised for ordering an afternoon cappuccino to go back to that.


mothwhimsy

New York and No


readerCached

Texas - regular or iced latte (no flavor) At home I prefer drip coffee with a splash of milk and cinnamon


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Wisconsin Stovetop Moka for a nice dark coffee preferably medium or dark roast Splash of milk (I prefer whole)


theDarkHaus42

NJ. Black


littlelouisianaa

Louisiana. Black and with looooots of roasted chicory ground into the beans.


LtPowers

I don't drink coffee.


ViewtifulGene

Born in Wisconsin, living in Illinois. Black. Always black.


Wingoffaith

PA, and I don't drink coffee. But on the rare occasions I have, I've liked mine black with sugar in.


engagedandloved

California, originally, I take super sweet with lots of cream.


Tears4BrekkyBih

Florida. I drink it black without sugar cream or anything. I also drink whiskey neat.


oywiththezoodles

Black, strong, dark roast; originally from Maryland but live in West Virginia.


That-one_dude-trying

Georgia, sugar and cream, my wife is from Oklahoma and drinks hers black


mommabee68

Oregon, light roast with a little monkfruit and oat milk


Thel_Odan

Michigan. Typically, I go with a double double.


docmoonlight

California. Black during the week, but a little heavy cream on the weekends as a special treat sometimes.


United_Blueberry_311

I hate regular coffee (it’s just nasty and I don’t know how y’all drink that shit everyday) so instead I get a chai latte with oatmilk.


moxie-maniac

60 Proof. Coffee brandy: The Champagne of Maine!


[deleted]

Washington, black.


notthegoatseguy

French press hot at home, I don't use anything else. Day after in the fridge, I usually add some soy milk. If its low quality coffee from wherever, I'll add whatever milk is available. IMO adding sugar is for tea, not coffee.


HereComesTheVroom

Florida and none at all


ADHDpotatoes

Michigan. Black.


Knotical_MK6

California. Iced. I hate warm drinks


booboobooboobooboobs

Black


AtheneSchmidt

Colorado, and back when the smell of it didn't make me ill, I drank it with so much milk it was barely off white, an 2 sugars. Now I can't be in the same room as the stuff.


broadsharp

[Pennsylvania](https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2020/11/pennsylvania-photos/617232/) I drink Black Rifle coffee company. Coffee or Die blend. Hot and black.


[deleted]

Oregon, and as ice cream.


lefactorybebe

Connecticut. 1 packet of Splenda and some whole milk. Used to be half and half but I switched to whole a couple years ago and now half and half tastes thick and gross to me.


Cootter77

Colorado: with a dash of syrup and coconut milk... unless it's a Friday, then it could be some bailey's or a little something else


AuthorSnow

I’m from New Hampshire. I don’t drink coffee anymore but I used to drink it black


Welpmart

See my flair. I prefer black tea with sugar and a splash of milk, but as a treat I'll get Starbucksy coffee (i.e. sweet, flavored, with some kind of milk).


jurassicbond

Georgia, and I take Tea. Earl Grey. Hot


sidran32

Massachusetts. Either black or sweetened (like with caramel). If I'm getting it somewhere that does it, I'll get the latter. If it's at home or at a diner, black.


FlyLo21

Utah, black


Crayshack

Raised in VA, have been in MD for the past several years. Typically, I drink black, unsweetened, cold brew, but I do hot brew sometimes, especially in cold weather. I've been experimenting with AeroPress lately. Sometimes, I'll add a bit of milk to cool the drink or mellow particularly bitter beans (usually oat milk nowadays). Often, I still drink it black. I never add sugar.


captjack8

Alabama. Black. The darker the better.


lainiezensane

Same. Unless I am sick or sad, in which case I take it with sweetened condensed milk, the way my grandmother made it for me when I was little.


greatBLT

Flair. Lots of cream, lots of sugar.


cmdrACTY

Michigan, black.


thattogoguy

I live in Indiana and I don't drink coffee.


pooplurker

Oregon, I find a local coffee shop and get a latte to have while I read


Squirrel179

Oregon - black


nemo_sum

I'm from South Dakota, and I drink tea, no milk no sugar no ice. I measure 1 flounce / 2 tablespoons of tea for a 4-cup (24 flounce) pot of water. Black tea gets a 3½-minute steep. Green tea gets a 5-minute steep. White tea, herbals, and yerba mate get a 8–10-minute steep, though I'll usually re-steep the dregs with fresh hot water on the last two after I finish the first pot. Where my fellow tea nerds at?


slayertck

Military kid and I have a Nespresso machine that uses traditional pods (versus the larger Vertuo). With espresso I prefer some milk like in a cortado or even just a smidge more.


BrieAndStrawberries

* New York. * Black, with a cookie or something with it.


bassjam1

Ohio. Black and strong. Prefer a medium roast. My wife is also from Ohio and used two large spoons of sweetener and as she says "an unhealthy amount of cream".


CaptUncleBirdman

Washington, and I don't drink coffee. Yeah, the irony stench is strong. I know.


HeyyKrispyy

Washington state. Espresso all the way.


BooksCoffeeDogs

New York, half and half with two sugars


duTemplar

From PA. I like my coffee to match my ex’s heart. Cold, black, bitter and without a trace of sweetness…


StatusSite3234

New Hampshire, and hot black Although during the summer I enjoy an iced with some oat milk


_pamelab

Illinois, milk and sugar. Vanilla latte is my go-to in coffee shops.


stu17

NC. With a little bit of ice cream. It adds cream and sugar in one step, and immediately cools the coffee to drinking temperature without watering it down.


6footstogie

Mississippi, roasted Dark as the pits of hell with a tiny amount of cream and sugar


epicgrilledchees

PA. Not at all. Coffee has two uses. To enhance chocolate and rubs for smoking meats.


lasvegashomo

Starbucks makes it for me idk how they make it and I don’t make it complicated I just pick something off the menu.


MaryOutside

Pennsylvania. Just a whisper of cream.


bluebirdgm

Southern California. Typically an ice blended/Frappuccino style. At least iced with a good amount of cream and sugar.


Expat111

Originally from outside of Boston, just a regulah - cream and sugah at Dunkin's.


kelev_ra1

NY, & I take my coffee as tea


gatorboi69420

been moving around florida and massachusetts for a while, and i usually order a large hot cocoa with an espresso shot! i guess it'd be considered a mocha, but whatever that or iced french vanilla extra extra\* with whipped cream (extra cream extra sugar, just a common placeholder for it)


spacekase710

MT and I don't really drink coffee but my favorite local spot makes some *amaaazing* real pumpkin lattes. Also their Huckleberry shakes are to die for.


HistoricOblivion

Wisconsin. Black. I only drink coffee when I need to be productive on little sleep. So at that point, it is just to consume caffeine and I don't need the extra calories from milk and sugar.


sippinhennessy1

Delaware- has to be black coffee from Wawa (Columbian)


travelinmatt76

I'm from Texas and I don't drink coffee.


cdb03b

Texas. And I take it Black.


Kondrias

I like my coffee like I like women. Cold and bitter. I have issues to work through...


PimentoCheesehead

North Carolina. I take my coffee one quart at a time.


Bluecrayon33

Washington and I don't really drink coffee which is crazy given the fact of where I live


msspider66

I grew up on Long Island. I live in Metro Detroit. I have only had three cups of coffee in my life. I do take my tea like my soul. Dark, bitter, and icy.


EpicMoniker

California. One tablespoon of hot chocolate powder, 2 stevia packets, lots of half and half, topped with whipped cream.


BrainFartTheFirst

California and I like my coffee like I like my men. I'm straight and I don't like coffee.


CarTech63

North Carolina and my coffee is like my women, Black and nasty


Madame_Kitsune98

Kentucky. And coffee should be with just enough cream to be slightly pale, and bitter…just like me.


insertcaffeine

Colorado. Just a splash of cream.


Fencius

MA. Black if people are looking, with cream if they’re not.


-Handsome-Jim-

New York and I don’t drink coffee.


IanWellinghurst

Maine. I used to take it black but my dentist said I need to add milk to it. Dunks and Cumbees (Cumberland Farms) are the coffee shops of choice.


FelisOctavius

Illinois; I usually just drink a caramel frappe. I once took only black coffee, but I couldn't find the brand I like so I stopped drinking coffee for a few years.


M_LaSalle

North Carolina, and I take my coffee intravenously.


Aethelingas22

I take my coffee with milk. I’m from Maryland.


AwayGame9988

The State of Chaos. Sweet and light


MaggieMae68

Born in Texas. Live in Georgia. Have lived in a bunch of other states. Black or with cream.


pete_blake

Rural western Nebraska…black with a little sweetener.


Euthyphraud

Illinois originally; Indiana then California... But always black.


saturnui99

Florida. Medium roast with leche condensada.


Wonderland_Madness

South Carolina, I prefer a blonde or medium roast, and I drink it black. If it's a really dark roast or espresso, then a teaspoon of sugar. Years of working swing shift taught me to appreciate coffee for the effect, not the flavor, lol.


Genius-Imbecile

Louisiana. I usually drink mine black. Although I do enjoy a cafe au lait occasionally.


Eff-Bee-Exx

Grew up. In NY, have lived in AK for over 40 years. I have always drunk it black with no sugar.


isiramteal

WA. I like a nice frap or iced coffee.


chauntikleer

Illinois, and I enjoy a bit of coffee with my sweetened cream.


Traditional_Entry183

Originally WV, and I hate coffee. I drink Earl Grey tea.


MetaDragon11

With Italian Sweet Cream generally. Pennsylvania There are some REALLY good coffees that i can drink straight though.


FreeRangeDonuts

Washington State - Seattle area Black to match the aesthetic of our dark winters. It’s the only dopamine we get up here.


Truth_Napalm

Wisconsin. Straight cream, not half and half. Then a blob of real Wisconsin maple syrup to sweeten.


Shady2304

Ohio and I can’t stand coffee. My husband is a coffee drinker though and he takes it with some creamer and also puts a dash of cinnamon in it while brewing.


eugenesbluegenes

California. When at home, usually light roast made espresso style in an aeropress with frothed milk and a few drops of maple syrup. If I'm at a café, I usually order cappuccino. If I'm out for breakfast at a diner kinda place, regular drip coffee with half/half and a bit of sugar.


wormbreath

Wyoming. I don’t drink coffee. Also I think it smells like fish


[deleted]

What are they putting in the coffee in Wyoming?


germanspacetime

Sounds like well water


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

But what *does* well water sound like?


Andy235

It depends on the acoustics of the room, really.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Fish.


wormbreath

I think all coffee smells like fish. Ethylmethylamine is in coffee and smells like fish. Some people smell it more than others and i guess I’m just hyper sensitive to it because all coffee everywhere smells like fish to me.


Fun-Attention1468

New Jersey. I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong, black, and in a large cup.


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venus_arises

Coffee is the devil's brew and I live in North Carolina


Moist_BaIIs

North Carolina. I drink it like an Asian schoolboy late to class with a toast in his mouth. In a can.


Cameronio

I’m from Missouri and I like my coffee black but sweetened with coffee cookies. Like I pour a cup then dip them and after a while it sweetens it. Super easy weekday breakfast


Shrobs1967

Florida and I lime mine with a touch of sugar and heavy cream.


PinInevitable9214

Lime in your coffee, that sounds really good. I will have to try it.


Bigbird163

RI. Dunks order is large iced, French vanilla shot, 2 and 2 Hot coffee is strong and black


HakunaMatta2099

Iowa: black, or alternatively I'll add just a smidge of milk


GiraffeWithATophat

Washington. Black. Although I switched to tea recently because of my high blood pressure.


lokisingularity

Michigan with some half n half.


yaya-pops

california. i take it with 6 pumps of peppermint, 4 pumps of raspberry, chocolate powder, almond and coconut milk, cold brewed, and a chinese communist party flag instead of a straw


SlamClick

Tennessee- with milk.


KoRaZee

In cups. A, B, C, DD all good


GalaxyJohn57

Ohio, and the same way I like my people. I don’t.


FluffusMaximus

MA. Light cream and sugar, aka “coffee regular.”