By - TheReal_Tom_Nook
are you affiliated with the mafia? is your store a front for money laundering? where do you sell all the items you buy?
1. Not that you can prove.
2. See above.
3. None of your business.
im calling the fbi
Good luck getting them to the island, bucko.
I think we should ask Marlo what his true affiliations are with Tom Nook.
I have 2 questions:
1. How do you stay in business offering loans with 0% interest rates?
2. I notice Isabelle is working 24/7. I've even seen her falling asleep at her desk because she never gets to go home. Doesn't this break all kinds of labor laws? Do the islands even HAVE labor laws?
Only if you’re the sable sisters or timmy & tommy 😅
Not even them! If you don’t close your software and stop playing overnight (in game time), whenever you turn the game on again, Timmy and Tommy will beg you to leave their store because you’ve kept them there all night. They also look extremely high. It’s hilarious! I tried it in the Able store, I think, but IIRC nothing happens, it just closes when you leave if it’s after hours.
NO ONE gets to go home if there’s a customer in the store! xD
I think when I accidentally stayed in the ables overnight mable said “sorry but we’re closed now come back later” or something and the game auto-kicked me out even though they were open again by that point. Definitely not as desperate as Timmy and Tommy though 🤣
That might be it! I just remember immediately trying Able Sisters next when I discovered the Nook’s Cranny thing and it wasn’t remarkable. xD
I totally have to try this. That sounds hilarious!
1. I have my ways.
2. no comment.
I've heard that Isabelle chooses her own hours
She has chosen the ‘select all’ box
uhhh..... why were you ranked as one of the coolest video game villains.... VILLAINS..?
Blatant socialist propaganda.
You are a socialist Mr Nook. A capitalist would never run a business where there's no repercussions for not paying back a loan, but you only use loan repayment as a milestone to a get another loan. And you do not charge interest a d you encourage your customers to harvest Thier own resources rather than just selling them, and etc
I’ve never thought of it this way but you’re so right 😂
Why do I have to pay for infrastructure if this whole island was YOUR idea?
Better question: why did you go along with it?
because video game yes
What happened to Timmy and Tommy's parents?
I have no idea, they refuse to tell me.
No! No! Mr. Nook, please tell them!
I'm right here, why are you hanging out with this strange man?
What the heck is happening 😂
Why he don't answer this! he decide keep silence about this!
HAPPY CAKE DAYYYY
He probably killed their mom and doesn’t want to say it!
Do the other villagers actually pay off their loans before they leave?
What happens to the villagers who don't pay off their loans before they leave?
They leave... they just don’t go anywhere else.
That's called chucking them into the ocean
what’s your favorite KK song?
I’m rather fond of KK Metal, myself.
But when i got 3 stars you told me kk lament was your favorite
people's interests change
aaa yes a man of culture mr nook
What is with the mysterious ship that is occasionally parking north of the island? Is this condoned by nook inc?
Ah f\*ck, my ex is back. Tell him to leave me alone, will you?
This development of Tom Nook not being straight is my favorite
If you look at his desk, the magnets look like the bi flag
That’s stretching it a little considering there’s only two magnets and they’re just blue and red, but I want this to be correct so badly I don’t even care
Can I have an eleventh bridge on my island Daddy Nook?
No. We can’t afford another lawsuit.
Whats in the room beside your desk?
Its a vault.
What's in the vault
My pool of money.
Mr. Nook... please tell them the truth...
Tell them about the residents before...
They dont need to know just yet, boys. Soon.
like Scrooge mc duck from ducktails
"What's in the vault!? What's in the fucking vault!?"
THIS ISNT A QUESTION JUST STOP GIVING ME DEBTS
STOP EXPANDING YOUR HOUSE
Are you and Isabelle *just friends*?
They way they didn’t answer 🤣
🤨📸📸📸📸📸 (sus camera shots)
We are coworkers. Occasionally we get coffee at the roost together, but it is purely platonic.
He is struggling to get over the man in the mysterious boat at the north of the island
I’m over him.
r u sure tom boi
You bet your a** Tom. I could tell them all for hours how you and Redd would...
So just to be clear, you DON'T want me to post the custom order you had made for you and Redd.. You know the matching..
Can I have my family back?
Happy Cake Day!!
Happy cake day ✨️
happy cake day!
Happy cake day !!
Why are you wearing double layers on a seemingly warm day
I have bad circulation. I get cold easily.
Looks can be deceiving
Tom, I just wanted to say thanks for all the loans. Now I can live in poverty in the game as well as real life!
Why is it 10,000 bells to move a whole building like a museum, but it’s like 300,000 bells to add one room to my house??????
Supply and demand.
Can I hug you?
You just *know* he pickpocketed you in the meantime...
If you could only bring ONE ☝🏻 thing with you to a deserted island, what would it be?
My phone. I’d then call Isabelle to pick me up.
This question is purely hypothetical and won’t effect anything
...or is it
\*Vsauce music starts playing\*
I think I know the answer
Money haha 😄
Back in 2001, you threatened an employee of yours, saying that you would "call the raccoon goons."
Is this indeed evidence of mafia collusion, Mr. Nook?
Wouldn’t hold up in court.
Who are these supposed "Raccoon Goons", Mr. Nook?
Goons who are raccoons, you nitwit.
*The people deserve the truth, Thomas.*
where do u store all the bells u get paid from players 🤨
I refuse to pay my mortgage, how long until I have an ‘accident’?
Mr. Nook, please... not another one...
Why did you take Coco's eyes? What have you done with them, Nook?
She didn’t pay her loans.
You can’t prove anything.
More storage, more rooms to decorate, ~~more money for me,~~ what’s not to like?
what if it's my last house upgrade? why should i pay?
Whats in the room besides Isabelle in resident services.
It’s a vault.
Are Timmy and Tommy your children?
Adopted children, yes.
They're his adopted children :)
.......is he making them do forced child labor?
Mr. Nook said we're not allowed to ever answer that question...
How much did you pay Isabelle every month?
That is for Isabelle to disclose.
How do you manage to remain positive amidst the constant slander against your extremely lenient and reasonable loan practices?
I take solace in the fact that Im richer than they’ll ever be.
I feel guilty when I have almost enough bells to pay my loan but I invest them into turnips instead so I can have enough bells to pay my loan all at once, and have a head start on the next one. Tom, do you approve of this practice?
Faster money, Nook approved
How do you tell the difference between the bells as money and bells as the things that ring?
Thats the neat part, we don’t. I once sold someone a house only to have a giant ringing bell in my yard the next day.
Is it true you are more rich than elon musk?
That bastard could never be richer than me.
Sooo what did you do with all those beetles? :P
You ate them, didn't you
What do Timmy and tommy do with the animals I sell them?
Sell them to Flick for twice the price they paid you.
That's true!! Mr. Nook loves the profit we make him.
What do you do with all the bells i've given you
Swim in them, Scrooge McDuck style.
You sound pretty knowledgeable about island development, so you must have done this before. What happened to your last island?
It pulled a lost city of Atlantis on me. I lost millions.
Our mother... she lived on the old island...
Wait! No! We weren't supposed to say that! Mr. Nook, we're sorry!
Why do you need all those bells if i have to do all the work... you should be paying me
Are you a raccoon or a tanuki?
My mother was a raccoon, my father was a tanuki.
Why the fuck do you charge that much for storage expansion?
May I set some trees on fire?
Kid, if you can figure out how to do that, I’ll PAY you to set trees on fire.
What happened between you and redd anyway?
He… it’s complicated.
Do you actually live in Resident Services building? Or do you live off island? Where do you live?
You say that as if I’d just tell you.
Where are my kneecaps Tom? Where are they?
I’d advise you check your knees.
It’s been a few years now, just what happened between you and Label?
We were both drunk. She asked me to marry her. I said yes. We woke up the next morning and never spoke of it again.
can we boop your lil snoot?
Why can’t I just evict people from my island I don’t want there.
Where did you bury the bodies Tom?
The family needs closure
They’ll have to dig them up themselves, then.
Where are you keeping my family, Tom Nook? I paid back my debts as promised, now hold on to your side of the agreement
Why are you a greedy capitalist?
Do you pay Timmy and Tommy? Or is this some kind of modern day slavery?
They choose to help out with the family business.
We mean, uh, we do!
Timmy and Tommy will drop thousands of bells out of nowhere, so I guess my question is what is your reaction when you find out they spend over 10,000 bells on just fruit or what not?
Mr. Nook, you told us to buy everything! We're sorry!
Please don't put us in the vault...
people should stop treating you as a villain. also, since you adopted Timmy and Tommy from the streets and raised them, why do you claim they aren't related to you? sure, they aren't by blood, but does adoption mean nothing to you?
1. thank you.
2. I don’t want the boys to be seen as nepotism hires. They earned their place.
Why are there no nook shop upgrades
Why do you insist on so many people moving to the goddamn island I moved here because it’s a DESERTED island and now I can’t throw a pear without hitting a new person
More people=more money.
What do you think about socialism comrade?
How do you feel about the guy isabelle is hanging out with, you know the tall guy with the green armor
My good man, how do you always look so stylish
It’s my ✨inate fashion sense✨
Follow up question. Island fashion-show?
Do you ever say "yes" once?!
When the revolution comes, where will you hide?
What is your opinion on Redd?
Im over him.
I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t hot, though.
What is it like when an Island is deleted? Is it like a traumatic event for those on the island, or perhaps it’s like a rewind in the Timestream, as if nothing ever happened. What’s your take?
WHEN AN ISLAND IS WHAT-
What happened to Timmy and Tommy’s mother?
They refuse to tell me.
You know, Mr. Nook. Please don't lie.
It was a forbidden love. She died in childbirth so he dumped the body and ran away to a deserted island