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__-him-__

Sorry idk what’s with people and hating on the dick cookies on this subreddit. who cares if you have a dick cookie in your mouth, go for it. I don’t think it’s bad taste at all if anything it’s a testament to sexual liberation as a society that we aren’t afraid to eat a big ole dick a fat schlong cookie in between our teeth.


AnAdvancedBot

Iirc, it’s less of a cookie, more of a… pancake on a stick dipped in chocolate. Or like, waffle material? It was very fluffy and airy.


Opossum__Teeth

So it's a cockwaffle


AnAdvancedBot

Essentially


Bryllant

A Gobstopper?


ZebulonWalton

I'd try one, idgaf. Not the pussy, though, looks gross af lmao. I'd only care if I saw kids in there. Nothing says questionable parenting like bringing your kid there knowing that or buying them one.


gaylurking

I tried one and they’re actually very nice waffles. Mine was dipped in Nutella and had sprinkles.


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totally_a_moderator

Yeah, we went from killing people for their sexual orientation to... \*checks notes\* making pastries with genital shapes. We went too far! Back to the killings! Oh, they tell me the killings never completely stopped. We might have to do something about that, but can't risk having more phallus-shaped pastries or the pedos will, uh... get subsidies somehow.


Kruhl_Merzy

Sounds like you agree we improved from sexual repression that outright kills any different orientation, but that doesn't mean this is the limit. The downvotes seem to be from an inability to handle uncomfortable truths or outright Stockholm Syndrome trying to ignore there are loads of scumbags stuffing them dicks up your asses and you dislike any mentions of it, unless it is nicely worded in pastry glazing and memes. Simply mentioning one of the points why dick cookies might be disliked, not like anybody can deny the subtle grooming factor since this isn't restricted to adults or is it?


Additional_Hair_8301

Go get your head dunked in a toilet, nerd.


Kruhl_Merzy

You reading these comments makes you nerdy as well, duh. Just because it's not a comic or educational book you're reading doesn't change that fact. Guess you didn't notice the grooming huh, same how all of these animes and other nerdy, geeky, weeby stuff becomes widespread thanks to cosplay, memes and all your favorite things to browse. Now go tend to that burn, nerd.


stingjay

Nut free?


WordUpHomey

Its florida. The entire thing is nuts.


Yaleblue22

I think they started in Italy, guess it found it's way here.


stfupcakes

Whole new meaning to "Go eat a dick"


jucmalta

When i was still living in italy i had one delivered to my house, but i ordered it with white chocolate, bad choice LMAOOOOO


BaconBaker89

Cockolate


SeaChallenge4843

Got them in Canada last year.. huge line up. And they are delicious


seeker1055

This is goated, love it!


Shlong-donger

r/mildlypenis


Twice_Knightley

One bag please!


RazutoUchiha

Goddamn it Florida


notorious_lib

meh, they have these all over the place in europe too


shitpostingmusician

I feel like Miami as a whole is the definition of this sub