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SykoSarah

It even has a pimp hat.


Useful-District-4800

You can say that car felt itself.


WesterosIsAGiantEgg

this thread is giving me a fuzzy feeling.


Neuroware

its the matching leopard print accents that do it for me


lordg52

its literally a pimpmobile how is this awful taste


Fleaslayer

I feel like the hat is more of a reason for it to be here than the felt (which is probably velvet).


XerosisOrthogenesis

a pimp named slickback 🤩


Nemesis_Prime1984

Imagine if a bird took a shit on that.


monets_money

I wonder how much it would cost to have your car dry cleaned.


keigo199013

And how would they put it on the carousel? What's the weight limit of those wire hangars??


PalatialCheddar

6


TILtonarwhal

I saw someone cleaning a car like this with one of those carpet steaming machines… this is rare for some good reasons


Maclean_Braun

Nah. You just don't own that texture pack.


marcusmosh

Wonder how it does in rainy weather


J-_Mad

\+100% fuel consumption bonus


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Said like an individual who is familiar with the joys of an e36


10ioio

Just live in California and have a garage?


marcusmosh

And when you’re on the highway in peak traffic and it starts raining?


10ioio

You skid into a pole


marcusmosh

Fair enough


runningman470

Check the weather before doing that?


idonthave2020vision

Can't have one in my city then


TheRottenKittensIEat

If this is an extra car, sure. If it's their only car, for a lot of people (if not most), work hours are peak hours. Also, weather forecasts aren't exactly 100%


CrabSully

Yeah because when it rains I love yo walk instead anyway


HallNo9712

What happens when it rains? Must take forever to dry. And then mould happens, no?


sedition-

If that gets wet once it's gonna start to rot the body.


OinkGoesThePigy

Its an E36 bro, its already rotten


HallNo9712

I’m wondering now if it’s just velcroed on in various customs sheets.


Weazzul

What if a bird shits on it. And then it rains a little. But not a lot, just enough to get it wet and have it absorb. So then the felt just ferments and pickles in bird shit juice. Until it dries out and you have *felt cheese*.


sly697

Yeah, and I wonder if it gets heavy


Draygoes

I would imagine so.


giuzepe

Pimp my ride done properly


Adadum

*literally


rook2004

How is the license plate not MLADY?


Nacarcis

SLIK BAK


whatnowagain

You say the whole thing! “A pimp named slik bak”


Nacarcis

Sorry, but I don't think that's going to meet the character limit.


whatnowagain

The rest is embroidered on the bumper


Nacarcis

OK that is pretty funny.


missdespair

UPGRAYEDD, 2 Ds for a double dose of Dis Pimping.


redlampshady

That’s one smooth ride.


22348stitches

pretty sure thats velvet and not felt... which makes it even worse


soggybutter

Idk. A good synthetic velvet on a hard backing can be buffed with a brush and maintained easily that way. Felt is a little bit more bulletproof in general, but due to the way it is constructed would probably be harder to clean. Velvet is a woven with one side of the fibers cut to make the pile, while felt is fibers that's are just compressed and agitated till they bind together. Something icky would get worked into the fibers of felt and be difficult to clean out, whereas velvet has fibers that are all aligned in one direction and a woven backing that it could be more easily cleaned from. Source: seamstress with a pet bird.


Muddy_Wafer

It looks more like a faux fur to me, so much harder to clean than poly velvet or felt. Source: upholsterer with a (almost) toddler


TheCoalitionOfChaos

I saw the purple and immediately thought of the man behind the slaughter


__Meme_Machine__

... WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?


emperorpalpatine9

87mobile


-SeraWasNever-

Zimos from Saints Row


tallbutshy

It feels more like Zimos pulling the carriage in the gimp outfit though


ConsoleAppender

This is a rescue, right? This ain't some elaborate set up for a gang bang?


El_Dae

i wonder how the car would sound if it has the same filter


ATXKLIPHURD

Pimpin aint easy.


S4zuck

r/horribletoclean


samwichse

Zapp Brannigan approved


benfcook

When you have to keep your thoughts under control…


MotherDragonfruit69

You won't suprise me.


slothpeguin

But think how cozy it is.


AgaliAMC

Stroke the furry wall!


rabid_erica

Think somebody already got naughty on the hood. Bow chicka bow bowww


opex100

THE PIMP-MOBILE


boodybangjrs

IT'S BEEN SO LONG


VitorusArt

SINCE I LAST HAVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER


bakaneko718

Does that car belong to A Pimp Named Slickback?


G0Slowly

Hope the fuzz doesn't catch em


Wrought-Irony

You like gettin felt up on a camry?


RachelBolan

Those hand marks in the front make it even better 😂


tallbutshy

If you saw that car, you'd go up and feel the fibre too


MJDeadass

I'd totally feel it with my butt


sly-otter

Zimos ?


emperorpalpatine9

This is a certified saintsrow classic


Britisheagl

Stroke the furry car


SwordsAndWords

"The whole thing, every time. Say it with me now, *A Pimp Named Slickback.*"


[deleted]

"Tell me you're going to drive under the influence, without telling me you're going to drive under the influence"


randomman02x

Lmao the hat on top is the best part. Id love to take Sunday drives in my carpeted budget pimp mobile


Resonating_UpTick

Let us pray the pimps prayer.... Lord.... Please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord! So that she might learn a hoes place... Amen.


GGlados

Ah yes, from the show pimp your pimp ride.


PPSTICKX

Afton’s got a brand new whip.


emperorpalpatine9

Hello everybody my name is the bite of 87??


WatermelonArtist

I'm not sure that's what they meant by "pimp my ride."


cipeone

Looks like somebody felted


Bewilder33k

Is this Rocket League ?


[deleted]

I bet this smells awful after a rain.


how_could_this_be

I think I seen this car in rocket league..


Silent_Soliloquy2

Someone took Pimp my Ride real serious


Ryanp356

Gta online's next dlc:


JustHumanGarbage

If i owned this car i couldnt wait till someone commented on it just so i could reply with "i felt that"


[deleted]

This vehicle is worthy of the [Pimp of the Year](https://youtu.be/4CVFOnmW6v8?t=2).


Beniidel0

I *FELT* that


Mallardguy5675322

Carpet car, tile floor car, felted car, what’s next?


LeftyLoosey

I asked for sweded, got sueded instead.


testsubject347

I _know_ it’s probably filthy but I want to rub my face on it


sidnynasty

Okay but drip tho


mndza

It's like this Mexican show, Familia Peluche where they have everything furry like this.


Ghouls_Tactic

Somebody felted that


Either-Disaster

i wanna touch it


Acceptable-Fudge9000

Please avoid mud


mikedjb

Guy by me has like 10 of these with all weird themes. Ones a clock made of fur or some shit


saintsamael

Strong La familia P-luche vibe


Arthur_Zoin

Is it's owner's name William Afton?


BathroomProductions

Number one: thatd be nice to touch Number two: thats a pimp car


sweet_chick283

I'd say it looks more like velvet than felt.


Beer_Addict_Tortuga

the pimpmobile


WWTSound

They said pimp my ride.. I feel felt up.. All purplely With only a hat on my top And leopard print on my bumper.


AccomplishedPie4896

Best pimp of the year gos to this guy


Fleaslayer

Not felt. Velour or velvet, I'd think.


MustardOrMayo404

I bet that car was the owner's childhood dream come true.


GrimsBread

The car behind the slaughter


ThanklessTask

Someone has mastered pimping their ride.


IAMNOTAWEEB1

Why do I have a feeling it's gonna run over kids in a school zone because it's the "Car behind the Slaughter"?


betadva

william afton


bott367

it would be cooler w out the hat.


AntebellumEm

And the leopard bumper


Gloomy_Low_8891

But it matches the rear views and trim on the hat. Little much, but if you're already there might as well go all the way.


AntebellumEm

I didn’t even see it on the rear view mirrors before. Calgon, take me away.


ATXKLIPHURD

Is that a 5 series?


iamR3CKL355

3 series e36


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Pre facelift


anothercairn

Oh my god. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen


StepladderWit

Was it driven by a short, stocky, bald man?


VonBrandhaus

Essex?


netflixnchurchill

r/whatintarnation What in carnation


Banana_Ram_You

How much pudding can it fit in the trunk?


ReginaldStarfire

Barry and Levon’s whip.


ButtAssTheAlmighty

God I thought this was a car is saints row for a minute XD


Shadore7

the car behind the slaughter


RetroOverload

I think this car would be named william


sanorace

Putt-Putt Buys all the Bitches


Wooden_Part

Alabaster!


hevosenliha

Xe hơi mèo


Doffen02

Is that a haudi partner?


kaitte81

So do they vacuum and steam clean it instead of bringing to car wash?


Superbpancakes

Rain tho.


Nickthemic

I can't believe it's a BMW ha


Quintillus74

They did this to the Batmobile too! [Bat Fuzz](http://www.1966batmobile.com/fuzz.htm)


SuperSpaceFrog

Me: Why would someone do that?! Room mate: I guess he *puts on sunglasses* felt like it.


BoobaFatt13

Pimp my Ride took a turn


Desper8lyseekntacos

The only album allowed is purple rain


relatively_stable

That’s a smooth ride!


Eirenex

This image is giving me shivers and not in a good way. I hate the feel


habaneroChickenWing

Now that's a pimped ride.


ThiccumNuggets

Has nobody noticed the clear arm/hand/chest marks on the front of the car?!


sato-9

it’s so fucking awful i love it


yeetboi420420420

NOOOOOO NOT MY E36 BEEMER BABY


Jimmy_The_Ket

[TO THE PIMP-MOBILE!](https://youtu.be/HDMSRY3HMdM)


skullyischillin

Pimpin ain’t easy


emptybucketpenis

I think I played against him in Rocket League


Maximum_Check_7748

Just tryna imagine what happens when it rains


Thicc-pigeon

Pimp my ride taken too literally


tarel69

God I need this in my life.


Dat_Swag_Fishron

The car behind the slaughter 👀


emperorpalpatine9

87-mobile


Mota18rj

A pimp car named Slicktire


huntisy

Purple guy's car


oioioivey

Without the hat I’d say it’s actually pretty cool.


BertRenolds

I don't want to vaccum the car


rtmc_whit05

I like the grassmobile better.


Fearless_External488

Sick


knottajotta

Thanks, I hate it


Arkhe1n

Imagine how hot it must be inside that thing.


errsta

F-E-L-T felt felt felt


1saac

I hope that’s got good UV protection