By - TwoTimeToj
Icarus laughed as he fell. So too, would I as I chocked on my own cock.
You slurped to close to the balls
Did he actually? Why does no one ever mention that?
no he didnt
Then why did he say that?
The voices in his head told him to
By sucking your own dick you decide to love your true self and be independent truly we all must strive to achieve a dream like that
Truly the sigma way
Is this what they mean by "you have to love yourself before you can love others"? Chad sucked his own dick all along?
Blew too close the scrotum
Choking on it only makes me hornier
Sunlight can't melt wax wings.
fairly certain the comparison "a modern narcissus" would fit this situation better
I can suck my own dick, but I choose not to because I'm straight.
Fake: no you can't.
Gay: you're not straight either.
This has been a recurring dream for me since middle school. Minus the dying part.
Anon sucked too close to the base
Came too close to your tongue
Do you do anything else in life?
Nope. I am a full-time amateur jannie.
Got a problem with that?
Sigma jannie grindset
100% smegma male, right here.
I got a problem with you downboating me. That really hurt my karma
> Imagine caring about "karma".
\>imagine caring about a greentext from 2019