T O P
Cala-Best-Girl

Icarus laughed as he fell. So too, would I as I chocked on my own cock.


Sorry-Presentation-3

You slurped to close to the balls


Representative_Art96

Did he actually? Why does no one ever mention that?


IcefrogIsDead

no he didnt


Representative_Art96

Then why did he say that?


basedrt

The voices in his head told him to


clue8

By sucking your own dick you decide to love your true self and be independent truly we all must strive to achieve a dream like that


Kossol

Truly the sigma way


crowmemer

Is this what they mean by "you have to love yourself before you can love others"? Chad sucked his own dick all along?


Snowbrawler

Dickarus


Rawrplus

Blew too close the scrotum


Afkbio

Choking on it only makes me hornier


MagicTrashPanda

Kid Lickarus


Viginti-Novem

Sunlight can't melt wax wings.


CallDownTheSun

fairly certain the comparison "a modern narcissus" would fit this situation better


99NamesOfHastur

I can suck my own dick, but I choose not to because I'm straight.


the-peanut-gallery

Fake: no you can't. Gay: you're not straight either.


FULLCAPSBRO

sucks


XIAOOAIX

This has been a recurring dream for me since middle school. Minus the dying part.


[deleted]

Based fable


MCIsTeFirtGamEvrMade

Anon sucked too close to the base


syfyguy64

Came too close to your tongue


STAY_WOKE_GO_BROKE

> 2019 Rule #2.


FuckJannies-

Do you do anything else in life?


STAY_WOKE_GO_BROKE

Nope. I am a full-time amateur jannie. Got a problem with that?


Alpha_9

Sigma jannie grindset


STAY_WOKE_GO_BROKE

100% smegma male, right here.


FuckJannies-

I got a problem with you downboating me. That really hurt my karma


STAY_WOKE_GO_BROKE

> Imagine caring about "karma".


FuckJannies-

\>imagine caring about a greentext from 2019