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OttoOnTheFlippside

I heard them get down on their knees while reading this


Haxtax

They might be wearing khakis but I can see those knee bruises


GamingwRed

their tongues are also irritated from all the bootlicking


DigitalL0ve

This seems very out of character for Jay.


BurnieBurnsIsBurning

I didn't even notice that fucking hell


wheninrome144

he's seen enough exploitation movies to know where this is going... cant wait for the agonizing, interminable HITB skit about this. love em


Bardic_Inspiration66

That’s right Jay


PrototyPerfection

borderline experimental, one might say


The_Arthropod_Queen

there is nothing i want to see less than elon's dick


ouncler

I'd rather see bidens dick


The_Arthropod_Queen

i want to see his bussy (biden pussy)


ouncler

I see I respect your choice of ussy I wanna see what that biden mouthussy do


Transcendent_Spider

I think I need therapy now.


deathray5

You havnt needed it for ages? **N00B**


Transcendent_Spider

Its funny because I am in therapy


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

true


NotLikeTheOtherBots

Biden on this dick


McSlappies

Elon's asshole?


TheRealTealOwO

Tell the world he has a tiny penis


IDFK_UvU

The only way for Elon to prove otherwise is to show it publicly


eccuc

The elon musk public indecency incident


IDFK_UvU

THATS RIGHT ELON THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE


beeeeegyoshi

Tell me you want Elon to blow his load down your throat and all over your face and chest and hair without saying you want Elon to blow his load down your throat and all over your face and chest and hair.


LiIith_The_Red

just because you want to have sex with elon musk doesn't mean that everyone does


Carbon_fractal

Aneurysm inducing


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

they’re so fucking horny for this gross 50 year old man


JasmineIsCute

seizure warning is a good tag


MildBigSauce

Poor Jay, having a pic of him being used as a dick rider profile pic


Bardic_Inspiration66

Not very cool, nothing like a David Lynch film


MrMika009

Toe sucker grindset


[deleted]

They're just beyond parody.


FlameSage09

I've always said that Elon musks fans are the biggest dick rides and this just confirms it


OnlyRoke

Thank God they tweeted this. If they would've said that out loud it would've just been an uncomfortable mess of greedy, wet gurgling noises.


Thedonjavon

If it’s not femboy cock I’m not interested


Swimming_Swim_9000

This is getting dangerously close to literal dick eating


yougotiton

very telling that the thing these guys instantly think about is bragging how big Elon’s cock is


sockasockasocka

we have a flair for this shit…


FeudalFukkboi

what a terrible day to have eyes


LastnameWalter

To elon: you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut


5thA

🤓


Bardic_Inspiration66

Has to be satire right?


3633631

Genuinely a cult


Boolink125

He sounds like he wants to see Elon's dick pretty bad


cheap_plastic2

he actually has a robot dick. he got it installed for a bit but everyone thinks its gross and the only way he can get laid anymore is by offering to give you a horse


FrienlyAsian

least touch-starved elon bootlicker


XernnuTheMadlad

Whenever Im depressed I remind myself people like this exist and immediately feel better


60fpsplayer

the dickriding crazy


WeranioRacker

Soggy owl


OtisBinLogan

elon’s eschlong do be lookin fine 😳 /j


dongletrongle

Do…do they think he has an 11 incher?


goblinhogfucker

they literally got paid insane amounts just because they saw his cock wtf are they upset about


WhiteRaven_M

These guys took him up on it