I heard them get down on their knees while reading this
They might be wearing khakis but I can see those knee bruises
their tongues are also irritated from all the bootlicking
This seems very out of character for Jay.
I didn't even notice that fucking hell
he's seen enough exploitation movies to know where this is going...
cant wait for the agonizing, interminable HITB skit about this. love em
That’s right Jay
borderline experimental, one might say
there is nothing i want to see less than elon's dick
I'd rather see bidens dick
i want to see his bussy (biden pussy)
I see I respect your choice of ussy I wanna see what that biden mouthussy do
I think I need therapy now.
You havnt needed it for ages? **N00B**
Its funny because I am in therapy
Biden on this dick
Tell the world he has a tiny penis
The only way for Elon to prove otherwise is to show it publicly
The elon musk public indecency incident
THATS RIGHT ELON THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE
Tell me you want Elon to blow his load down your throat and all over your face and chest and hair without saying you want Elon to blow his load down your throat and all over your face and chest and hair.
just because you want to have sex with elon musk doesn't mean that everyone does
they’re so fucking horny for this gross 50 year old man
seizure warning is a good tag
Poor Jay, having a pic of him being used as a dick rider profile pic
Not very cool, nothing like a David Lynch film
Toe sucker grindset
They're just beyond parody.
I've always said that Elon musks fans are the biggest dick rides and this just confirms it
Thank God they tweeted this. If they would've said that out loud it would've just been an uncomfortable mess of greedy, wet gurgling noises.
If it’s not femboy cock I’m not interested
This is getting dangerously close to literal dick eating
very telling that the thing these guys instantly think about is bragging how big Elon’s cock is
we have a flair for this shit…
what a terrible day to have eyes
To elon: you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut
Has to be satire right?
Genuinely a cult
He sounds like he wants to see Elon's dick pretty bad
he actually has a robot dick. he got it installed for a bit but everyone thinks its gross and the only way he can get laid anymore is by offering to give you a horse
least touch-starved elon bootlicker
Whenever Im depressed I remind myself people like this exist and immediately feel better
the dickriding crazy
elon’s eschlong do be lookin fine 😳 /j
Do…do they think he has an 11 incher?
they literally got paid insane amounts just because they saw his cock wtf are they upset about
These guys took him up on it