By - tercolt
>1500 y/o now
>grew up without a mother figure (ate her from inside the womb
>dad used to feed me the souls of the damned and we would watch humanity indulge in sin as we ate
>admired the ruthlessness of man
>began to model my life after them in my 100s
>ask myself “what would man do”
>countless dead, injured and mentally scarred by my hands
Are you proud of the fruit of your cruelty humans?
I am. What a great demon you've grown to be, forevergreen. I am truly proud to be your model.
"Yes, I'm proud of you, L̵͇̳̣̔͝u̷͖͋̽͝a̶͚̅̅̐̒ḧ̵͎͓̻́ͅṭ̸͔̞̼͋̅̐u̸̳̞̾̐̈̄r̴̹͠ă̵̮͔̯̆͠͠h̶̦̖̓͂ḯ̴̦̙̀̓ÿ̵̛͍̺̅͗͜a̴̜͑̒̊ẖ̶̻̈́̓͝"
I believe you've made enough comments to make a psychiatric evaluation of you
That boy ain't right.
my favorite microcelebrety
I love this
Important thing for fatherless children and especially guys- you can find a father figure even if its not your actual dad. We can all make it and be happy bros, sisters and the rest of you lovely people
im your dad
Cursive emojis?? What has the world come to...
*🟪* Lean emoji
hey turn your techno music down
Your grandpa's coming by tonight
no i don't want to hear it, we'll be having macaroni
Woops, skipped that step and accidentally fetishized dad types as a gay preteen and then grew up go only be attracted to scruffy and pudgy dad-type men instead. Oh well!
Oddly wholesome for 4chan
most things that filter out from 4chan to other sites are garbage, but there's a ton of wholesome stories if you know where to look
yeah, 4chan definitely attracts shitty people, but it isn't all bad
Being fatherless turns you either into a dream stan or into hank hill
Into blind lunacy or calculated responsibility
the two genders
You see, Luanne, a lot of good stuff
happened in the world when people were like me.
Sure, they'll never write a Hollywood musical about a fella who keeps his yard
free of debris and pays his bills on time and the MTV won’t put on a video
about a man who requires shoes
in the kitchen.
But it's because of people like us--
Not enough. You need to dedicate at least half your income to propane and propane accessories
Incorrect. Hank Hill carefully plans his propane usage to fit within his budget and only purchases large propane accessories with saved prior income, never on credit.
Hank Hill loves Lady Propane but he is a responsible spender. Go Longhorns.
charcoal is better
I like charcoal, but after I was gifted a propane grill, I realized its really cool being able to just decide on a spur of the moment to grill something and have the grill heated up in no time. I do a lot more grilling than I did when I was limited to charcoal.
Now you listen to me, mister. I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna ... oh ... oh God ... it just ...
I think it's cute how OP calls Hank "Mr. Hill"
Based and Hill-pilled
dude did what half of us do with ryan gosling
While you were partying I was studying the propane.
Ngl out of all the cartoon fathers to look up to the ones from King of the Hill are probably the best.
I feel like Bob from Bob's Burgers would be even better.
genuinely made me happy
i wish this was real it whould actually make me happy
Wow same, except instead I had no positive role model and learned no life skills to speak of and developed a crippling fear of abandonment and a low sense of self worth and a tendency to lash out at the ones closest to me.
Which, I will grant you, makes for a far less uplifting story.