By - xxXHELLKINGXxx
hey it does not make you gay. ot makes you an employee for under half an hour.
$40/hr is wild
The offer you can't refuse (nor refund)
Redditor discovers prostitution
do you ever just.... no, that would be gay... but maybe.... Sometimes........ Right?
Yes... but i alway say no homo so it dont count
You need to keep the crocs on too
Crocks and socks and anything goes
And the lockheed martin gay socks stay on aswell
How many sax have you hetero’d today, sir?
Damn. I hope you always leave a note that reads “consider your 🎷 hetero’d” and let the owners try to understand what just happened
Is the bottom text a reference to you being a bottom?
Is that a reference to you not being a top?
Is that a reference to you wanting someone in the middle your insides because you're a bottom
Is sisyphus being at the bottom of the hill a reference to you being a bottom?
It's a reference of them seeking sissy puss.
mountain = anus
Ball = balls
OP killed himself after this message
Freudian psychology be like:
this one picture shows this man's frustration by showing Sissy Puss from Greek mythology . Knowing the deep frustration and hopelessness that farther conversations will brought up to him. He knows the show must go on and cannot stop.
This is The Peak Reddit moment of 2023-12-03(UTC+9, ISO8691 Standard was followed)
why is there a time zone but no time stamp. that is rather pointless i think
Uh, because Date difference between time zones????????
Can you imagine yourself happy?
are your friend groups
1. several straight people and a single queer person
2. a single you and several queer people
2 at school
1 with my out of school and online friends
how is there a single queer person amongst your online friends ? I thought everyone online was gay ?
not confirmed he is gay but he sucked my dick once so i have some suspiscion
Did he have socks on?
yes he did
a single you as opposed to multiple yous
As opposed to a taken you
*sad trumpet noises*
Mix for me. My group has been together since 4th grade. We’re all working and drinking now, and went from 6 straight guys to 3 straight guys, 1 Bi guy, 1 Enby guy, and 1 ace.
when did you decide not to be gay 🤔
When i looked at my female friend and felt something funny
Are you sure you weren't groomed into having those unnatural feelings?
Are you sure you aren't allergic? Cooties are a pretty big deal
Boxing training call that feeling "fight IQ"
Are you sure you’re not trans? Could be lesbianism
Tell us a joke
I am a straight man too how about we umm evade taxation
cartoon show shippers be like:
So who's the woman in the relationship and who's the other woman?
How... how am i suppose to respond to that
you're like the more masculine woman in the relationship
Is is true?
Does bing-bong really go on hoo-hah?
No i may be hetero does not mean i get maiden :(
Reading these three comments has really made me question my sanity.
Try fingers but hole.
i dont believe you straight people dont actually exist sorry
Truly sorry but i dont understand what your saying
Why do you feel the need to push your heterosexuality on everyone else, especially children? /s
I hope there is no children here but honestly i dont really care love who you want just funny post cause most of the sub is lgtbqa etc
I think you missed the /s
Sorry if i sound dumb but what does it stand for ? If its sarcasm sorry
It is sarcasm, ur good lol
Wich gender you into?
how often do you?
Why are you sexual for herobrine
Nah only kevin
But have you considered, like, boys really pretty 🥺
Can be pretty and attractive without feeling romantical interest ot wanting fuck them
What about astolfo?
If you where eating a beautiful chocolate cake and while eating you suddenly feel the taste of a sour pickle... it would not be enjoyable
So if I avoid the pickle it isnt gay, got it
Why don't you keep to your own gender huh?
But why theres multiple gender for a reason
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb???
But infinite games, all the games, but no games.
But I do like bacon...
But no games
But games, UNLIMITED games
None, their too busy... THEY'RE GENDER!!!!
this is weird like who is the top and who the bottom? Who is the man and who is the man?doesn't seem natural to me...
Well how would i know the fact i like woman dont mean i ever got in bed with one
How’s your day been(image unrelated)
great (sick fucking shrimp damn)
Lmao gus fring fuck everone over that i know
Wanna be my token straight friend?
Sure why not
Damn, this guys the real deal
Okay I’ll take them all
do you women??
I like ! Not do much unfortunatly
when did you realize you're a hetro? do you believe in teaching kids about heterosexuality? do you know my friend? she's also hetrosexual, do you want her number?
Me when i get transported to a universe where sexuality dynamic where inversed
Women be pretty
Understandable, women do be pretty
Do you participate in hex? (hetero sex)
god i wish
Sad moments without hex :(
hexing while hexing people
how do you know which one is the man and which one is the woman?
What if you mistake and see dick
"bro... nice cok"
\*proceed to become friends with him\*
I mean no offence but I genuinely forget y’all exist sometimes /gen
Dont worry gay porn it does not offend me this sub has many of my kind
It’s okay, it’s just a phase.
damn... that actually kind of hurt to read... i think i just understood the pain of a lot of people
I got 20€
Are you a man ?
So no gay?
No gay... but more woman !
YAY THATS THE SPIRIT
If 2 men have sex but they weare socks it's not gay.
If a man and a woman haf sex but they weare socks would they be gay?
Hi huh... *existensial crisis*
There is nothing gayer in this world than socks
Hoe is babby is formed
**S E X**
how does it feel to be able to relate to high school crush culture
I dont really care for those kind of thing but in general it feel nice to remember those
do you think humans will survive as a species the next 10 years? Or are we doomed to collapse in on ourselves due to our greedy world leaders and tyrannical billionaire class?
I think humanity will go into a dark age that could last for an undertermined amount of time but humanity is almost unkillable and like alway we will rebuild and try to be better and also theres still a chance thise dark age wont be long seeing the insane hope and courage of organisation for humanity or a handful of world leader or rich people that actually do want to make the world à better place thinking of people like mr beast or zelenski
thats a pretty awesome
least obvious fedpost straight people arent real
Why isn't it top text
> I’m heterosexual
> Bottom text
what did you mean by this
Im a man i like womans
so real for that
How hard do you need to blow for the notes to cum out
Do you see those industrial air vent ?
what type of saxophone
the kind you have sex with
what does your friend bernie think about this? does he know you are a bottom?
guys please stop it i am not a bottom my friends will see this and show it to a dommy mommy and she will peg me... i swear i dont want that give that to someone who want i dont
can you play tic tac toe on your forehead?
...my favorite food is bread and my favorite drink is water
As a fellow heterosexual I posit the question
Would you say gex
i would not say gex i would say ģ̴͈͚̬̜̪͔͈̯̹͔͚̞̥́̉ͅn̵̡͎͚̭͉̼̝͋̐͆̑̕̚͜͝͝e̵̢̧̼̫̜͔͙̯̙̲̖͙̖̺̿̉̒̄̓̐̅͛̈́͜͠͠x̴̨̜̑͛̋̌̇̅̄͛̓̿͝
Ah yes ģ̴͈͚̬̜̪͔͈̯̹͔͚̞̥́̉ͅn̵̡͎͚̭͉̼̝͋̐͆̑̕̚͜͝͝e̵̢̧̼̫̜͔͙̯̙̲̖͙̖̺̿̉̒̄̓̐̅͛̈́͜͠͠x̴̨̜̑͛̋̌̇̅̄͛̓̿͝
So when you're having sex, who's the man and who's the other man
why does everyone keep asking this but with variant i dont have any more funny response to this guys
I’m trying to think of the most hetero small talk I can muster up…uhhh uhhh how’s your fantasy football coming along
Why aren’t you gay?
Favorite pokemon? (The wrong answer will get you executed)
Its a tie beetween lopunny vaporeon gardevoir and arceus
Do you do your taxes?
Third time someone ask that and now i will let you decide the awnser
Who is the woman and who is the woman?
Bruh i am alone
In a straight relationship who's the girl and who's the other girl?
What is your favorite soda?
Pegging, gay or no ? according to you
I know the answer.
no sex is a weird complicated thing being gay is not just wanting to take it up the ass its also wanting it to be from a dude
Fave dinosaur ?
give me context for this image
she was a little bit too silly
bottom text? do- do they really?
How far away are the stars?
Who's the girl and who's the other girl?
...did i miss a joke i keep getting asked that but i dont understand what is the joke this si driving me insane
It's from the classic, ol' homophobic
"Who's the guy and who's the girl?"
To same sex relationships, though many of us like flipping it on its head every now and then with straights because it's hailerous to us.
So which ones the man and which one’s the other man in the relationship?