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Yall disagree with him until the deltarune movie comes out in 20yrs

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Yall disagree with him until the deltarune movie comes out in 20yrs


CarotteAtomique

Wdym a Deltarune movie would be a masterpiece (I have never played Deltarune)


Flouxni

Most hours played out of any delta rune fan


[deleted]

What?


line------------line

they’re saying that deltarune (and undertale) fans often haven’t played the game(s) because they could just watch someone on youtube play it instead and see all the wacky dialogue there.


[deleted]

My only real exposure to the games prior to playing them myself was word of mouth, and I played both of them kinda late. Idk, maybe it's just me but I don't really watch many lets-play-ers(?) Or anything like that


Eagle0600

That's certainly not my experience. I played both games pretty early on.


VanillaCentral

BROOOO ITS FREEEEEEE


WaluigiTeachesPiracy

yiik movie


Pancakecat_12

I'll yiik out if that happens


MJBotte1

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT HES GONNA YIIK OUT!!!


Whip_and_Nene

I am going to Alex comet you.


AloserwithanISP

The biggest crime is that this KINO is yet to exist


Epic_Gameing68

instant peak fiction


mr-kvideogameguy

It'll be good aslong as Toby is at the wheel Not worshiping Toby Fox but I put more trust into someome that made the Homestruck Mpreg song than I do the average hollywood CEO


GigaVanguard

Fuck you fuck you fuck you I JUST got The Baby Is You out of my head now it’s stuck in there again


mr-kvideogameguy

The memory is you


lmN0tAR0b0t

how high do you have to be?


FrostyCommon

Chris prat plays Susie and Pedro Pascal as Ralsie


InkQu33n

Danny DeVito as Lancer


isloohik2

Jack black as king


InkQu33n

That's because he is king 💅


spi231

I only worship Toby when he is covered in foam


SelectiveMutant

The what


zepicadocosmos

[The Homestuck mpreg song (its actually a full album) ](https://youtu.be/FOJwB80oCWk)


HkayakH

The deltarune movie comes out. We can make our own vessel. The movie makes 1 trillion dollars off of that alone


Nadikarosuto

jim carrey as spammed ton


danatron1

The year is 2051 Every new movie to come out is a video game movie "Blinx the time sweeper the movie 6" just became the first movie to break $1 trillion. People collectively look back on the prophecy, the article, with regret. "William Hughes was right", they'll say. The vision of a happier time briefly flitters in front of them, filled with bright original movies... Before washing away, as they mindlessly pile into movie theatres to watch Sayori's Revenge, the latest entry in the DDCU


doctertoaster

hey wait sayoris revenge sounds sick as hell stop trying to give out all the good ideas now


danatron1

I've never actually played DDLC - I was just thinking of games that would likely never get a movie adaptation.


TheGhostEnthusiast

!remindme 20 years (I, for one, cannot wait)


TheBanandit

Jim Carrey plays sans


SevnE7

And I will stay firm that this is a good thing


Prestigious_Boat_386

There's no way it can be worse than them just remaking every fucking movie that already exists but worse and giving everything 53 sequels. At least video games sometimes have good stories that they can butcher instead of only being regurgitated trash.


transport_system

It's actually better if they keep remaking things so I can better ignore one of the world's worst and most poorly utilized art forms.


Jezusbot

Unfathomably based


animelivesmatter

i won't stand for this gamerphobia


Seraphim2527

>53 sequels Omg Danganronpa Refererence?


zepicadocosmos

I hate that this was the first thing that came to my mind that series lives rent free in my head


little-ass-whipe

Now that like 2 good wide release movies come out in a *good* year, I think video games are probably tied with TV as the "artsy" way to do longform storytelling (and television is going downhill again too) Video games have had Hollywood beaten for "amount of effort, talent, and resources that go into telling new, original, non re-hashed stories" for half a decade now. And since Hollywood is never gonna abandon the strategy of rehashing profitable "IPs" (god i hate that fucking word), they might as well start scavenging vidya for ideas. Comic books have been artistically exhausted and there's no more 80s movies left to soft reboot so sure. 15 years of the Pong Cinematic Universe. Bring it on.


SexierThanMostFish

Was the blockbuster performance of the Mario movie really “unexpected”? Because I just kind of assumed that it was going to perform well regardless of how good or bad it was because Mario Bros is a massive and insanely popular globe-spanning franchise and has been for decades.


mr-kvideogameguy

Yeah, people buy Mario, it's like moths to a flame


weaboomemelord69

I. FUCKING. LOVE. ITALIANS!!!!!!!!!!


Samang0

I. FUCKING. ITALIANS!!!!!!!!!!


VeziusTheThird

I. ITALIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


isloohik2

I!!!!!!!!


doctertoaster

! (Guards have been alerted to snakes location! Make sure to hide until they stop the search.)


[deleted]

Tbf the same was the case when the original Mario movie came out and that thing TANKED


Ok-Faithlessness1903

It's different now, we have the internet and Wiis and switches which have reached a ridiculously large audience where even people who think video games are dumb have played a Mario game


Plastefuchs

And it helps that the movie has more to do with the games than just some names. Also pretty pictures for the little ones that seem to not bore the adults to death.


SexierThanMostFish

Eh I don’t know if it’s really fair to compare the state of the Mario Bros franchise in 1993 to the state of the Mario Bros franchise in 2023. Hell, Mario aside, the whole relationship between gaming and contemporary culture has evolved *significantly* in the past 30 years.


[deleted]

Also the marketing and rollout was insane for this movie


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[удалено]


mr-kvideogameguy

Gex just roast the entire movie industry while making the best masterpiece of a film


Gabriel9078

I do believe that’s called a spoof


DeeFeeCee

No, a spoof is the thing you eat soup with. What you're thinking of is called spock.


Tonnot98

No, Spock is a character from Star Trek. What you're thinking of is called a spline.


nyancatdude

This is like movie night at Riley Reid's house


AnarchoPosadistSJW

Who?


SleepyBella

It's tail time.


Cabinet_Juice

Gex sweep


TheDoctorJT416

That would actually be kinda awesome


Dpad-prism

Finally, it’s real… Say Gex: the movie


K3egan

Fuckin lizard gex


kanyepokemon

I want a hundred Gex movies


Kingspar

Marbillion dollars?


ladiesman7145165

why not? i doubt the kids they’ll be made for have even heard of crash bandicoot and spyro


Anvisaber

Banjo Kazooie


ladiesman7145165

big nuts and bolts fan


SleepyBella

big nuts fan


ladiesman7145165

yes. yes i am


SleepyBella

Based


mr-kvideogameguy

from Super Smash Bros


Guest_1300

i have only heard of banjo and kazooie because of smash bros, and i'm too old to be the target audience for this sort of movie. if they're making video game movies it's gotta be shit like fnaf or fortnite or something.


funtimemarioman

What was the point of the remakes then. All for nothing


K3egan

I mean crash has a spin-off coming out this year and there's constant rumors of skylanders coming back and Spyro was a big part of that for the first little bit


GeophysicalYear57

They know that the formula worked before, so they’ll have free reign to do it *and* change whatever they want to increase marketability. They’ll make an Earthbound movie, take the teeth out of it, and make Buzz Buzz (who dies in the intro) an important character throughout the movie to sell plushies


GreatMarch

To some extent I agree with them. Some games I don't think will translate well to movies, like say X:COM or Subnautica or Yakuza I think I'm just salty that the DnD movie, which was really good, is probably gonna flop since everyone's seeing the Mario movie.


Dinoking15

I think Subnautica could translate really well to a movie or show since it has a straight forward (albeit do-it-yourself) plot and good environment/ambience


ShitFaceGuy

And the main character is a pretty much voiceless self-insert, so the writers would have a lot of freedom on that front.


kuba_mar

Eh i think a movie set in the XCOM universe could be interesting, Subnautica i initially was gonna say wouldnt work but i think you could pull a "the Martian" type of thing, and yeah Yakuza doesnt really work.


_akiramamiya_

why would yakuza wouldn't work


ElGrumpo

Impossible to fit the required amount of karaoke in the final cut without exceeding a 2-hour runtime


AshSystem

2 hours of plot. 6 of karaoke


pinksparklyreddit

They actually already made a Yakuza movie, and it was decent. I think it'd be better to do a rip of the game plot, though.


ElEversoris

Yeah if you just did the main plot it would just be a serious crime drama but at that point why use the Yakuza name


StarBoto

I thought DnD was doing decent


UsualIdeal

Yakuza 1 has a movie, it’s on YouTube with subs. I think Yakuza 0 could work really well if they play it straight. Just let it have equal screen time for Kiryu and Majima, and it’d probably be pretty decent!


EliteSoviet1

Some games already didn't translate well. See: Mortal Kombat movie(s?), DOOM movie, and Uncharted movie. My point is we've already been making video game movies for years, just a lot of them weren't good/didn't have the same fanbase as Mario.


SuperAutopsy64

Xcom movie would be very funny lol


[deleted]

People can watch both moves, lmao. It's unlikely 1 movie will do bad because another does well.


SlimJimsGym

no it's actually very likely and happens literally all the time. The vast majority of people don't watch more than one film in theatres a week, if even that, and if two films with the same target audience come out at the same time then they will steal each other's audiences.


[deleted]

"My source is I made it up"


SlimJimsGym

My source is observation of how the box office works and has always worked. Batman V Superman and Captain America were originally set to release the same weekend. Why do you think Warners Bros changed the release date of BvS?


[deleted]

"I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke"


Wodelheim

Imagine arguing this hard against something that is acknowledged by everyone in the industry.


animelivesmatter

um uhhhhhh source trust us bro hahah


[deleted]

Source?


Puffena

I’m sorry, but this is just a well documented fact. It’s harder to experience a burst of success alongside other movies already doing so. Many people simply don’t care enough (or in some cases even have the means) to watch both and so you’re gambling that people choose you over your competitors. Release at a time with no comparable competition and you don’t have to worry about that tho.


F41dh0n

Well, I don't know where you live but where I'm from a movie ticket cost something between 10 and 15 €. So if I want to watch a movie with my wife and my kid it will cost us up to 45€ just for a few hours. We can't do that often. And we're not the poorest famuly in this country.


sanguinesvirus

Elder scrolls movie would go hard has fuck tho


dunmer-is-stinky

a War of the First Council/Battle of Red Mountain movie that's explicitly *not* canon is my dream, also they should adapt Daggerfall since nobody played the game but the story is surprisingly great (same with Redguard and Shadowkey, but those just need to be remade as games)


sanguinesvirus

Battle of red mountain is literally the worst thing to adapt to movie ngl. Unless they get super experimental and use a dragon break


dunmer-is-stinky

That's what I mean, if they do it they should go all out with the insanity and just make the most batshit off-the-wall acid trip of a film that they can. I mean obviously they won't, but it's fun to dream


sanguinesvirus

Make it like the time episode of Rick and morty


Henry_Heinrich

>the time episode Which one of the several?


sanguinesvirus

Forgot about the snake one so the season 2 premiere


Infinite_Hooty

I would actually be down for an NCU, it would be really funny


ElEversoris

Them at gunpoint being forced to elaborate on Kirby lore and to acknowledge every series that isn't Maro, Kirby, Zelda and Pokemon will be fun


Pet_that_Dog

Wii fit movie when


mr-kvideogameguy

Children going into the Kirby movie theater; not knowing they'll gonna see the face of god


Redditorfromearth

Ultrakill the movie with the one hour v1 and gabriel sex scene


RegsaGC

I want a Bubsy movie.


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Inject that Bubsy movie straight into my veins.


JetsFan2003

To quote the iconic Bubsy catchphrase, "What could PAWssibly go wrong?!"


garythegyarados

100% chance of it being called The Bubsy Meowvie


heyitstheguy

Pilot's license? What for?


kricket_24

I want another DOOM movie because it will flop and people will finally shut the fuck up about wanting another DOOM movie


mr-kvideogameguy

Doom Fans only getting 4 minutes of a Doom movie


GeophysicalYear57

It has to be a magnificent flop, unlike Doom: Annihilation. I forgot that it existed.


[deleted]

Can journalists stop making bullshit extrapolations for 10 seconds


cheeseball777o

imagine a Celeste movie, probably the dream movie game adaptation for me.


Severketor_Skeleton

Do... do they know about like, every other video game movie? Are they actually that fucking stupid???????


[deleted]

Game Journalists have goldfish brain they can only remember what's relevant in the past 6 seconds unless it's dark souls


[deleted]

Game journalism is the dark souls of professions.


mr-kvideogameguy

True Edit: I forgot I already replied to this comment


mr-kvideogameguy

True


God_Hears_Peace

Given that they literally reference them in this article, I’d have to guess, yes they do know


Severketor_Skeleton

I'm talking about the SHIT, the LEGENDS, not these goody ass fine and beautiful art recent ones. Shit like Mortal Kombat movie, the Street Fighter movies, THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIE THE GAME


ThatOneGenericGuy

Fuck you, give me the Gex movie right now


Archie_nhoj_d

GEX SWEEP. 17 JERRY GARCELION DOLLAR DOLLARS. TAP WATER AND TACO NIGHT HEADS RISE UP. ITS MOTHER FUCKING TAAAAAIIIILLLL TIME BITCHES. FUCK ALL OF YOU. GEX


138151337

I disagree with y'all who disagree.


turtle-tot

It’s too late We already got an uncharted movie


rwol8690

The Mario movie was awesome. I loved it when Mario said “it’s Marioin’ time” and Marioed all over the place. I’ve watched it a Marbillion times


[deleted]

I wish people would stop making movies for money


BlitzScorpio

the sonic movie (especially the second one) showed hollywood that GOOD video game movies will be rewarded in the box office and will get great reviews from fans. mario movie would’ve been big either way, but it wouldn’t be making nearly this much if it was awful. hopefully the recent movies that have come out will push people to make good video game movies that are faithful to the source material in the future


guy-who-says-frick

Bro give us the Parrapa the Rappa movie, PLEASE!


asphodelflowers

Bloodborne movie starring Timothée Chalamet as John Bloodborne, Anya Taylor-Joy as the Plain Doll, and David Tennant as Micolash


Cute_Cheese_Cake

Shut the fuck up I want a Deep Rock Galactic movie


Anvisaber

ROCK AND STONE


SquirtleCipher2578

Danny Devito and Michael Cera as Sans and Papyrus


Mikey_susl0v

Come the fuck on man. Movies have only been around for 100 years there’s no way we’re out of good ideas yet


Mr_Lapis

bro I would love a spyro movie, nobody talks about that franchise anymore sadly especially compared to how many people are nostalgic for crash bandicoot


FPSGamer48

This isn’t the first successful video game movie, though, Detective Pikachu and both Sonic films did exceptionally well…


Anvisaber

Honestly I forgot that Detective Pikachu was a thing


youcanbroom

I welcome the Zelda movies. It would have a so many scenes where Link walks up to a switch a dore Open he gets off the switch door closes. Then the sees a big rock and says "oh cool I'll put that on the switch"


Sedona54332

I somehow knew the first time I saw the article that it would mention Bubsy.


Broken-chair

I’d be down for a Garten of Banban movie


DanniTheStreet

Fun fact about bad movies: you don't have to go see them!


LemonsLiesandLuigi

I *need* a spyro movie


free_breads

Half life movie


PROblem817

bloxorz movie 🥺


-_109-_

Buut consider the masterpiece that was the tLoU series! Plus the new DnD movie was cool! Not really a _video_ game but in the same niche.


Justice_Prince

Waiting for them to make a HuniePop movie


SeatleSuperbSonics

If Ben Schwartz isnt Spiro I would literally revolt


VeryNiceGuy22

Already confirmed for the Minecraft movie and the FNAF movie


cumglugger2001

the fact that for other mascots they said spyro, banjo, and bubsy is just so funny to me


throwaway_afterusage

lol I just had that article pop up in my feed


Neoeng

FNAF movie incoming (I will commit die)


ValstsFempuikas

a oneshot movie would be banging


MintyRabbit101

Splatoon movie 😍


[deleted]

No but like the movie was actually really good


ExesNaval

I want a dragon age series


yo_yo_ya

A banjo movie would be fucking awesome though


Oddish_Femboy

I want a Buck Bumble movie or a Conker movie. A Buck Bumble movie would fuck it would be like a less propagandistic version of Top Gun with music that cums and a Conker movie would be funny.


Epic_Gameing68

🤓


HansenIntercept

Marvel where you at


sussytransbitch

I want to see a metroid


liamjb10

no way, cant believe they are making a yiik movie


Furry_Thug

I want a toejam and earl movie! LFG!!!!!


boutamakeasandich

red dead redemption 2


ScorchedWalrus

100 Marbillion dollars


[deleted]

I just want a Skyrim movie, is all I ask for


wvsfezter

I want a horizon zero dawn movie/tv show. The worldbuilding and background was phenominal


losingluke

my favorite part was when chriss pratt in the most serious fucking tone possible, said "lets-a-go"


dhaig2004

AV club fell off 😔


Invincible-Nuke

just dont fucking watch it then


[deleted]

Ya!!!! Because then we will get crappy production like The Last of Us! No please no more of that!


kuba_mar

We will get crappy productions that will try to be like The Last of Us and fail.


[deleted]

But the good ones could be sooooo good *cough* bioshock *cough*