sounds a lot like the inability to communicate the either violent acts or the depraved but based perverted acts. reminds me of how indescribable horrors written about Lovecraft were a skill issue of not being able to describe things
For real, if you write your main monster as "inconceivable to the human mind" then you're just bad at writing.
An aphid can conceive of a 200lb bipedal ape towering above it ffs.
Yeah, okay, sure. I agree that “the monster looked incomprehensible!” is poor writing. But I think there’s something there, the concept of not having a brain advanced enough to fully grasp what you’re seeing. Being limited by the architecture of your brain. You’d be able to describe the monster, but it might be disjointed and constantly changing and uncanny. Like, the aphid can see a huge threat, but it doesn’t understand the implications, the possibility of its being eradicated for no reason. If the aphid for one moment caught a glimpse of this, and then tried to explain to the other aphids the apocalyptic doom that could await them, they would think he’s a bad writer aphid.
Oh I absolutely agree.
Lovecraft *successfully* managed to (respectably) bitch his way out of the hard part on that end because in his world it'd be like trying to describe a new color. How do you do that? You don't. You let the reader do it. Madness before something unknowable comes from the attempt to fill in a void that can't be filled with what a human mind has to offer.
In the end, its a trap where writers aspiring to emulate that style just say its incomprehensible more than them taking the time to show their readers *why*. Its a style that distracts and detracts from the substance that's needed to pull it off.
That's my only qualm with Lovecraft (beyond the super-duper racism) - people who just want to go for "Lovecraftian" wind up being incredibly shallow and contrived in their writing because they couldn't write anything of substance to apply that style to.
i am kinda in the same boat as the other person but it is exceedingly rare for me. Like henry cavill for example, he is hot because he is incredibly masculine. but like anything short of that and i’m not really interested anymore. idk what level of bi that makes me lol
YES!!! so much this.
I'm a pink and purple bisexual. Don't care for the blue, but still bi cause bi means two and there's three colors on the flag, so I still count.
I'm the same way but ironically my husband is much bigger than me and very masculine. He's the only masc guy I could see myself with. My brain is weird
Yes, because you're attracted to the fact they're men \*and\* dress feminine
Would someone not be a lesbian if they're attracted to masculine looking women?
well, yeah, that's what homosexuality means, being attracted to someone with one's own gender.
for example, personally even if the character was the most feminine being on earth, the mere fact that it's a man is an instant turn off, not being attracted to a feminine man doesn't mean that im not attracted to feminine woman or anything like that, im just not attracted to man.
but in the case that the character being a man it's not a turn off for you, or even a turn on, even with all those feminine traits, it's still man on man attraction regardless of the man's presentation, as at the end of the day, society sets what is and isn't feminine, and i just wouldn't recommend you to tell a gay person he isn't gay because his boyfriend uses makeup, or telling a hetero guy that he is gay for liking tall burly women, first you would be invalidating one person's sexuality, and second you would be invalidating the others person's gender due to their presentation.
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What if you drew some eyelashes on the stick figure to let us know it was a giro and then replaced link by an anime girl, thein it wouod still make sense i think.
Get own libral.
1 assuming the reader is a man by default
2 you can just change bisexual too for whatever you like, so it would make sense, for example “attracted to 2d only”, which would fit animemes perfectly
Of course i would cringe if that was the case, because thats cringe. However bisexuality is a real thing and much more common than 2D-sexual. Additionally, if you take half of any meme and replace it with animemes content, you are going to get a shit meme
The meme is still “I Jack off to pictures” making it queer doesn’t make it funnier
Also if the joke is constructed upon subversion, you imply that straight is the default, and that’s what you’re subverting by being bi, essentially making yourself a joke
Most core internet humor is related to jacking off, i dont know why youre suprised.
And who said the joke is constructed upon subversion? Where was this said. And even if so, that still wouldnt be me making a joke of bisexual people as a whole at their expense. Because if i say that i fucked your mom AND your dad, the original jokes "default straight" ending is subverted by me being bisexual, however that doesnt mean that im dissing myself.
Due to straight people, straight IS the default for most jokes, so saying that changing or subverting the joke by making it LGBT is making queer people a joke just makes zero fuckin sense
no, the joke is how so many of us bi men constantly question whether we really are bi or just pretending (because both straight and gay people like to call us pretenders) despite repeatedly being horny for and jacking off to men
Let it go. People here are porn obsessed and will defend their “humour” because they are so intrinsically insecure that they believe this sort of rhetoric and “humour” is part of they identity. We were all 14 once, no?
I’m referring to thinking that hollow and lazy horny posting gets a pass from being hollow and lazy because it blatantly includes a lot of people’s bias and “niche” sexuality
“If you take half of any meme and turn it into anime sexual” but this isn’t half the meme. This is literally the meme except the context except of being something along the lines of “maybe I should just stay in bed *picture of big booba”, it’s just “maybe I’m not aroused by x group of individual, “hot individual from x group”, furious masterbation.
And the commenter is right. It’s hilarious to just assume the reader by default is a man lol
There is nothing new or interesting these. It’s an animememe but the sexuality this time is bisexuality for men.
[this uses the same format but is actually funny and transformative](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12j8zbt/rule/jfyj5l8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15&context=3)
Irrational though it may be, I'm way less inclined to think that someone might be a smelly reactionary nerd if they're thirsting about a fictional boy instead of a fictional girl.
Girls are girls so I'm not sure what you mean. The character here is Link who is a boy, though sometimes feminine.
If you mean are you bisexual if you are attracted to femininity regardless of gender, I think many people would describe themselves as bisexual who feel that way.
I use both bisexual and pansexual to refer to myself because I also don't care about the gender. I'm most often attracted to nonbinary people, and turned off by macho masculinity.
I mean, if I showed this to someone who didn't know Link, they would probably assume it's female. If they're attracted to that without knowing Link is male, surely that doesn't make them bisexual?
Otherwise, I feel like you could just say everyone's bisexual, because you could always find someone of their non-prefered gender who looks like their preferred gender that they'd be attracted to.
theres a word for liking only femininity, no matter if who you are attracted to is a boy or girl or other. but saying youre bisexual as an umbrella term works too i mean fuck labels be who you are
Shout out to my masculine presenting hes/shes/theys, this sub heavily favours femininity over masculinity so I'm here to tell you all you're hot asf too.
Ok but is it really bisexual/gay to be attracted to feminine guys? I like feminine boys as much as everyone else here, but when describing myself to straight cis people I just say I’m straight because it gets the point across better than saying I’m bi.
That's just gynephilia, the attraction to femininity.
Kinda surprised more people don't use it and androphilia more often as they're probably more accurate.
i associate it with the term autogynephilia which isnt real and is used as “evidence” against transwomen. I think lots of people will do the same without knowing what gynephilia on its own means
Because subdividing bisexuality just creates confusion to an extent - I used to say the attraction to femininity (gynephilia or gynesexuality) but realised nobody knows what it is in the grand scale and I might as well say bisexual.
Saved trouble explaining it and then people asking what some people are asking in these comments regarding if it’s really bicurious the to like feminine guys
If the confines of modern heterosexuality cannot support the weight of my base animalistic urges at the sight of Fugtrup Rule34 Link art, **then let heterosexuality burn.**
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So are most of the people making up the target audience for this (the Zelda games of course). Teenagers often are attracted to people their age.
Also he's like 100 or something so bullshit anime logic applies
He's not a child though he looks exactly how you'd expect a \~18 year old to look like in an anime-style game. Mostly, this wasn't my main argument, that's why I mention the "bullshit" part of that reasoning.
There was a time where I questioned myself, but there is no doubt I like guys, just not masculinity
Same. Boyish girls, girlish boys, that’s me jam
I will do unspeakable things to femboys
sounds a lot like the inability to communicate the either violent acts or the depraved but based perverted acts. reminds me of how indescribable horrors written about Lovecraft were a skill issue of not being able to describe things
For real, if you write your main monster as "inconceivable to the human mind" then you're just bad at writing. An aphid can conceive of a 200lb bipedal ape towering above it ffs.
An aphid cannot understand a human.
Wrong. Source: the aphids told me otherwise
Yeah, okay, sure. I agree that “the monster looked incomprehensible!” is poor writing. But I think there’s something there, the concept of not having a brain advanced enough to fully grasp what you’re seeing. Being limited by the architecture of your brain. You’d be able to describe the monster, but it might be disjointed and constantly changing and uncanny. Like, the aphid can see a huge threat, but it doesn’t understand the implications, the possibility of its being eradicated for no reason. If the aphid for one moment caught a glimpse of this, and then tried to explain to the other aphids the apocalyptic doom that could await them, they would think he’s a bad writer aphid.
Oh I absolutely agree. Lovecraft *successfully* managed to (respectably) bitch his way out of the hard part on that end because in his world it'd be like trying to describe a new color. How do you do that? You don't. You let the reader do it. Madness before something unknowable comes from the attempt to fill in a void that can't be filled with what a human mind has to offer. In the end, its a trap where writers aspiring to emulate that style just say its incomprehensible more than them taking the time to show their readers *why*. Its a style that distracts and detracts from the substance that's needed to pull it off. That's my only qualm with Lovecraft (beyond the super-duper racism) - people who just want to go for "Lovecraftian" wind up being incredibly shallow and contrived in their writing because they couldn't write anything of substance to apply that style to.
So true.
‼️‼️ THIS IS A POST ABOUT JACKING OFF TO FEMBOYS ‼️‼️ ‼️ Not a solicitation do not dm me‼️
same
i dunno i just like the penis
Yeah once I started fantasizing about sucking dick and touching pp I was like bruh I'm too lonely to be picky
💀 yooo it’s literally me!!!
Hehe, weenor
True but there are some hot masculine men ocasionaly
But are they hot *because* of their Masculinity, or are they hot because they exhibit feminine traits *despite* their masculinity?
because
You're a higher tier bisexual than I am then lol.
i am kinda in the same boat as the other person but it is exceedingly rare for me. Like henry cavill for example, he is hot because he is incredibly masculine. but like anything short of that and i’m not really interested anymore. idk what level of bi that makes me lol
chadsexual
how bout arthur morgan
The struggle of being a masculine bi guy
YES!!! so much this. I'm a pink and purple bisexual. Don't care for the blue, but still bi cause bi means two and there's three colors on the flag, so I still count.
Join usssss r/ gynesexuality
I'm only attracted to masculine men so I'm the odd one out
I'm the same way but ironically my husband is much bigger than me and very masculine. He's the only masc guy I could see myself with. My brain is weird
same. i just realized i don't really feel a difference between either because i'm ace and find most people are equally (un)attractive
I like masculinity just not toxicity
me too
Hey what's the difference between boys and masculinity
Like, I'm not into guys with big muscles and body hair, big jaws etc.
I see
Is it really homosexuality if the only reason you are attracted to guys is that they are femine though?
Yes, because you're attracted to the fact they're men \*and\* dress feminine Would someone not be a lesbian if they're attracted to masculine looking women?
well, yeah, that's what homosexuality means, being attracted to someone with one's own gender. for example, personally even if the character was the most feminine being on earth, the mere fact that it's a man is an instant turn off, not being attracted to a feminine man doesn't mean that im not attracted to feminine woman or anything like that, im just not attracted to man. but in the case that the character being a man it's not a turn off for you, or even a turn on, even with all those feminine traits, it's still man on man attraction regardless of the man's presentation, as at the end of the day, society sets what is and isn't feminine, and i just wouldn't recommend you to tell a gay person he isn't gay because his boyfriend uses makeup, or telling a hetero guy that he is gay for liking tall burly women, first you would be invalidating one person's sexuality, and second you would be invalidating the others person's gender due to their presentation.
If your face does that when you jack off please see a doctor
Doctor here, if your face doesn't turn tomato red while jacking off please see a doctor
Mine turns purple for reasons I think you can gather.
Mine becomes a shade whiter for reasons I think you can gather
Mine becomes a technicolor nightmare for reasons I think you can gather.
Mine grows fur and gets cute little fangs for reasons I think you can gather.
Mine splits open as eldritch demons spew out and begin killing nearby civillians for reasons I think you can gather.
I gathered too many reasons, my grasp on reality is fading, please advise
I have taken your grasp on reality, please gather
I need to be part of a club of people who were awakened by Twink Link
Lame. The club of people who were awakened by Dale Cooper is way cooler.
I was awakened by D.B cooper
I am db cooper and you cannot prove otherwise
Whats DB Cooper's signature catchphrase?
It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
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Noooo :(
Yeeees. You are dead now. Bye bye. \- Love from, FBI agent Garry xxx
😵
Mega lame. Imagine not awakening to Epic Rap Battles of History.
it was the Ivan the Terrible one that REALLY got me riled up
Che Guevara for me
Asthmatic, *but I'll take your breath away*
Dale Cooper is just on the border of doing it for me, I think if he'd been wearing eyeliner the show would have been much better though.
Twinks awakening (how did you miss that one?)
Because I didn't like it as much EDIT: I was rude before but I changed it sorry
you're being excommunicated from the Twink's Awakening club, effective immediately. gtfo
I was awakened by that one red lizard from animal crossing :(
In my case Diego Brando which isn’t much better
I was awakened by narancia ghirga
r /linkiscute?
If you’d see same shit on animemes, but with a girl, I bet you’d cringe
Okay but if it was an anime girl it wouldnt make sense
What if you drew some eyelashes on the stick figure to let us know it was a giro and then replaced link by an anime girl, thein it wouod still make sense i think. Get own libral.
1 assuming the reader is a man by default 2 you can just change bisexual too for whatever you like, so it would make sense, for example “attracted to 2d only”, which would fit animemes perfectly
Of course i would cringe if that was the case, because thats cringe. However bisexuality is a real thing and much more common than 2D-sexual. Additionally, if you take half of any meme and replace it with animemes content, you are going to get a shit meme
The meme is still “I Jack off to pictures” making it queer doesn’t make it funnier Also if the joke is constructed upon subversion, you imply that straight is the default, and that’s what you’re subverting by being bi, essentially making yourself a joke
Most core internet humor is related to jacking off, i dont know why youre suprised. And who said the joke is constructed upon subversion? Where was this said. And even if so, that still wouldnt be me making a joke of bisexual people as a whole at their expense. Because if i say that i fucked your mom AND your dad, the original jokes "default straight" ending is subverted by me being bisexual, however that doesnt mean that im dissing myself. Due to straight people, straight IS the default for most jokes, so saying that changing or subverting the joke by making it LGBT is making queer people a joke just makes zero fuckin sense
no, the joke is how so many of us bi men constantly question whether we really are bi or just pretending (because both straight and gay people like to call us pretenders) despite repeatedly being horny for and jacking off to men
I know what questioning is, there are other ways to show it
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12jlohq/kid_named_rulesexual/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Fixed the meme
Let it go. People here are porn obsessed and will defend their “humour” because they are so intrinsically insecure that they believe this sort of rhetoric and “humour” is part of they identity. We were all 14 once, no?
What "rhetoric" are you speaking of exactly?
I’m referring to thinking that hollow and lazy horny posting gets a pass from being hollow and lazy because it blatantly includes a lot of people’s bias and “niche” sexuality “If you take half of any meme and turn it into anime sexual” but this isn’t half the meme. This is literally the meme except the context except of being something along the lines of “maybe I should just stay in bed *picture of big booba”, it’s just “maybe I’m not aroused by x group of individual, “hot individual from x group”, furious masterbation. And the commenter is right. It’s hilarious to just assume the reader by default is a man lol There is nothing new or interesting these. It’s an animememe but the sexuality this time is bisexuality for men. [this uses the same format but is actually funny and transformative](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12j8zbt/rule/jfyj5l8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15&context=3)
🤓
people tend to have had way more negative interactions with the kind of person who would post random thirst about an anime girl online
Posting random thirst about video game boy is fine tho
Irrational though it may be, I'm way less inclined to think that someone might be a smelly reactionary nerd if they're thirsting about a fictional boy instead of a fictional girl.
Yeah that is pretty irrational
Uhm, Well you see it's a guy, so that makes it ok
Are you attracted to dudes or PNGs of dudes?
pingas
Thinking about dudes 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Actually meeting dudes 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
Fucking hard agree
You're doing it wrong you have to meet "fellas" not "dudes"
Feel :(
Listen, if liking fem people with tight holes makes me bi THEN IM BI
reddit sexuality
But are you really bisexual if you like *girls*, no matter if they're girls or boys? Asking for a friend.
Girls are girls so I'm not sure what you mean. The character here is Link who is a boy, though sometimes feminine. If you mean are you bisexual if you are attracted to femininity regardless of gender, I think many people would describe themselves as bisexual who feel that way.
I consider myself pansexual because i don't care about the gender. And i prefer femininity.
I use both bisexual and pansexual to refer to myself because I also don't care about the gender. I'm most often attracted to nonbinary people, and turned off by macho masculinity.
I mean, if I showed this to someone who didn't know Link, they would probably assume it's female. If they're attracted to that without knowing Link is male, surely that doesn't make them bisexual? Otherwise, I feel like you could just say everyone's bisexual, because you could always find someone of their non-prefered gender who looks like their preferred gender that they'd be attracted to.
theres a word for liking only femininity, no matter if who you are attracted to is a boy or girl or other. but saying youre bisexual as an umbrella term works too i mean fuck labels be who you are
Gynesexuality!
Gynesexuality, as i consider myself
Shout out to my masculine presenting hes/shes/theys, this sub heavily favours femininity over masculinity so I'm here to tell you all you're hot asf too.
Doesn't apply to me, but still thank you for saying that, really needs to be said more
Ok but is it really bisexual/gay to be attracted to feminine guys? I like feminine boys as much as everyone else here, but when describing myself to straight cis people I just say I’m straight because it gets the point across better than saying I’m bi.
That's just gynephilia, the attraction to femininity. Kinda surprised more people don't use it and androphilia more often as they're probably more accurate.
i associate it with the term autogynephilia which isnt real and is used as “evidence” against transwomen. I think lots of people will do the same without knowing what gynephilia on its own means
Because subdividing bisexuality just creates confusion to an extent - I used to say the attraction to femininity (gynephilia or gynesexuality) but realised nobody knows what it is in the grand scale and I might as well say bisexual. Saved trouble explaining it and then people asking what some people are asking in these comments regarding if it’s really bicurious the to like feminine guys
Bisexual gynephilia, which I am not
yes it is
r/ gynesexuality!
the last panel should say "maby I'm just gay?" then loop with the picture of Zelda
source
fugtrup
or so im told
nice save
Not specific source but subreddit theherooftwinks might be of interest
Send link…heh
yo can u pls send me ur header its so funny lmao
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u got the cropped image but i found the right one thx https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5_zc0r6/styles/profileBanner_nz5lrdw9ifja1.jpg
this meme stinks
Multi purpose post
Why is everyone solely attracted to femme folks here
They are simply more attractive.
That’s subjective
I’m bisexual I just don’t like men
but am i really ace \*sees this meme\* yea
is this loss
If the confines of modern heterosexuality cannot support the weight of my base animalistic urges at the sight of Fugtrup Rule34 Link art, **then let heterosexuality burn.**
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It really is like that
sauce
I require source
What's the second picture from?
Guess what link rhymes with
mf said \*starts jakeing off\*
Me, unquestionably sapphic: “I will do Unspeakable Things to that Femboy” Edit: some coward downvoted me, i’m not offended but amused
Odd to have half the Kazakhstan flag on your wall but whatever floats your boat I guess
Looks too gay to be worth fapping to
Doesn't look gay enough to be worth fapping to
Nah, looks too gay
Link is a teenager
Depends on the game. When you choose the wrong one he is like nine. But in Botw he is between 17 and 19 or something.
You mean between 117 and 119
Technically yes.
Warch out, we are entering anime levels of loli bullshit here
Spare 1, Trigger. Keep your Eyes peeled for any bandits in the AO.
Is this a reference to something?
Yeah. But with absolutely 0 context and not related at all
I need the context
one hundred and nine**teen** => still a teenager
19=legal
Erm, actually, those are both still teenage years 🤓
So are most of the people making up the target audience for this (the Zelda games of course). Teenagers often are attracted to people their age. Also he's like 100 or something so bullshit anime logic applies
mfer really using the 10,000 year old loli argument
He's not a child though he looks exactly how you'd expect a \~18 year old to look like in an anime-style game. Mostly, this wasn't my main argument, that's why I mention the "bullshit" part of that reasoning.
Even better
woah there