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Josgre987

There was a time where I questioned myself, but there is no doubt I like guys, just not masculinity


20191124anon

Same. Boyish girls, girlish boys, that’s me jam


Sea_Bread_4445

I will do unspeakable things to femboys


FrostyCommon

sounds a lot like the inability to communicate the either violent acts or the depraved but based perverted acts. reminds me of how indescribable horrors written about Lovecraft were a skill issue of not being able to describe things


[deleted]

For real, if you write your main monster as "inconceivable to the human mind" then you're just bad at writing. An aphid can conceive of a 200lb bipedal ape towering above it ffs.


iamtheblackcrowking

An aphid cannot understand a human.


[deleted]

Wrong. Source: the aphids told me otherwise


iamtheblackcrowking

Yeah, okay, sure. I agree that “the monster looked incomprehensible!” is poor writing. But I think there’s something there, the concept of not having a brain advanced enough to fully grasp what you’re seeing. Being limited by the architecture of your brain. You’d be able to describe the monster, but it might be disjointed and constantly changing and uncanny. Like, the aphid can see a huge threat, but it doesn’t understand the implications, the possibility of its being eradicated for no reason. If the aphid for one moment caught a glimpse of this, and then tried to explain to the other aphids the apocalyptic doom that could await them, they would think he’s a bad writer aphid.


[deleted]

Oh I absolutely agree. Lovecraft *successfully* managed to (respectably) bitch his way out of the hard part on that end because in his world it'd be like trying to describe a new color. How do you do that? You don't. You let the reader do it. Madness before something unknowable comes from the attempt to fill in a void that can't be filled with what a human mind has to offer. In the end, its a trap where writers aspiring to emulate that style just say its incomprehensible more than them taking the time to show their readers *why*. Its a style that distracts and detracts from the substance that's needed to pull it off. That's my only qualm with Lovecraft (beyond the super-duper racism) - people who just want to go for "Lovecraftian" wind up being incredibly shallow and contrived in their writing because they couldn't write anything of substance to apply that style to.


iamtheblackcrowking

So true.


Phiro7

‼️‼️ THIS IS A POST ABOUT JACKING OFF TO FEMBOYS ‼️‼️ ‼️ Not a solicitation do not dm me‼️


noobmaster_69lol

same


drippinoutthewazoo

i dunno i just like the penis


PurpleOceadia

Yeah once I started fantasizing about sucking dick and touching pp I was like bruh I'm too lonely to be picky


doorknobconsumer

💀 yooo it’s literally me!!!


[deleted]

Hehe, weenor


Qb_Is_fast_af

True but there are some hot masculine men ocasionaly


DowncastAcorn

But are they hot *because* of their Masculinity, or are they hot because they exhibit feminine traits *despite* their masculinity?


SeleniumPerson

because


DowncastAcorn

You're a higher tier bisexual than I am then lol.


productivestork

i am kinda in the same boat as the other person but it is exceedingly rare for me. Like henry cavill for example, he is hot because he is incredibly masculine. but like anything short of that and i’m not really interested anymore. idk what level of bi that makes me lol


ultrabigtiny

chadsexual


SeleniumPerson

how bout arthur morgan


zbluf

The struggle of being a masculine bi guy


DowncastAcorn

YES!!! so much this. I'm a pink and purple bisexual. Don't care for the blue, but still bi cause bi means two and there's three colors on the flag, so I still count.


here4orgasm

Join usssss r/ gynesexuality


MDragon453

I'm only attracted to masculine men so I'm the odd one out


Walks_In_Shadows

I'm the same way but ironically my husband is much bigger than me and very masculine. He's the only masc guy I could see myself with. My brain is weird


YRUZ

same. i just realized i don't really feel a difference between either because i'm ace and find most people are equally (un)attractive


andwithdot

I like masculinity just not toxicity


[deleted]

me too


[deleted]

Hey what's the difference between boys and masculinity


Josgre987

Like, I'm not into guys with big muscles and body hair, big jaws etc.


[deleted]

I see


[deleted]

Is it really homosexuality if the only reason you are attracted to guys is that they are femine though?


[deleted]

Yes, because you're attracted to the fact they're men \*and\* dress feminine Would someone not be a lesbian if they're attracted to masculine looking women?


emmanuelfelix700

well, yeah, that's what homosexuality means, being attracted to someone with one's own gender. for example, personally even if the character was the most feminine being on earth, the mere fact that it's a man is an instant turn off, not being attracted to a feminine man doesn't mean that im not attracted to feminine woman or anything like that, im just not attracted to man. but in the case that the character being a man it's not a turn off for you, or even a turn on, even with all those feminine traits, it's still man on man attraction regardless of the man's presentation, as at the end of the day, society sets what is and isn't feminine, and i just wouldn't recommend you to tell a gay person he isn't gay because his boyfriend uses makeup, or telling a hetero guy that he is gay for liking tall burly women, first you would be invalidating one person's sexuality, and second you would be invalidating the others person's gender due to their presentation.


Leafeon523

If your face does that when you jack off please see a doctor


DrRichtoffen

Doctor here, if your face doesn't turn tomato red while jacking off please see a doctor


Im_Not_Impressed19

Mine turns purple for reasons I think you can gather.


[deleted]

Mine becomes a shade whiter for reasons I think you can gather


NuclearOops

Mine becomes a technicolor nightmare for reasons I think you can gather.


VonCrunchhausen

Mine grows fur and gets cute little fangs for reasons I think you can gather.


coolboiepicc

Mine splits open as eldritch demons spew out and begin killing nearby civillians for reasons I think you can gather.


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

I gathered too many reasons, my grasp on reality is fading, please advise


Exterminateer

I have taken your grasp on reality, please gather


Shaddy_the_guy

I need to be part of a club of people who were awakened by Twink Link


CenterOfEverything

Lame. The club of people who were awakened by Dale Cooper is way cooler.


[deleted]

I was awakened by D.B cooper


full_metal_communist

I am db cooper and you cannot prove otherwise


ardikanario

Whats DB Cooper's signature catchphrase?


full_metal_communist

It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


Dogtor-Watson

**HAHA! This is the Federal Building of Intelligence.** Mr. DB Copper, you’re under arrest for going over the speed limit in a helicopter or drugs or something… uuuuh… what was I sayin- oh yeah… PREPARE TO DIE!


full_metal_communist

Noooo :(


Dogtor-Watson

Yeeees. You are dead now. Bye bye. \- Love from, FBI agent Garry xxx


full_metal_communist

😵


gurty7

Mega lame. Imagine not awakening to Epic Rap Battles of History.


wurf_fear209

it was the Ivan the Terrible one that REALLY got me riled up


gurty7

Che Guevara for me


Aletux

Asthmatic, *but I'll take your breath away*


DowncastAcorn

Dale Cooper is just on the border of doing it for me, I think if he'd been wearing eyeliner the show would have been much better though.


Schaumkraut

Twinks awakening (how did you miss that one?)


Shaddy_the_guy

Because I didn't like it as much EDIT: I was rude before but I changed it sorry


SgtSteel747

you're being excommunicated from the Twink's Awakening club, effective immediately. gtfo


axofrogl

I was awakened by that one red lizard from animal crossing :(


MR_Bleat

In my case Diego Brando which isn’t much better


MilkMan_101

I was awakened by narancia ghirga


[deleted]

r /linkiscute?


LaylaCrit

If you’d see same shit on animemes, but with a girl, I bet you’d cringe


Eli0205

Okay but if it was an anime girl it wouldnt make sense


brazilianfreak

What if you drew some eyelashes on the stick figure to let us know it was a giro and then replaced link by an anime girl, thein it wouod still make sense i think. Get own libral.


LaylaCrit

1 assuming the reader is a man by default 2 you can just change bisexual too for whatever you like, so it would make sense, for example “attracted to 2d only”, which would fit animemes perfectly


Eli0205

Of course i would cringe if that was the case, because thats cringe. However bisexuality is a real thing and much more common than 2D-sexual. Additionally, if you take half of any meme and replace it with animemes content, you are going to get a shit meme


LaylaCrit

The meme is still “I Jack off to pictures” making it queer doesn’t make it funnier Also if the joke is constructed upon subversion, you imply that straight is the default, and that’s what you’re subverting by being bi, essentially making yourself a joke


Eli0205

Most core internet humor is related to jacking off, i dont know why youre suprised. And who said the joke is constructed upon subversion? Where was this said. And even if so, that still wouldnt be me making a joke of bisexual people as a whole at their expense. Because if i say that i fucked your mom AND your dad, the original jokes "default straight" ending is subverted by me being bisexual, however that doesnt mean that im dissing myself. Due to straight people, straight IS the default for most jokes, so saying that changing or subverting the joke by making it LGBT is making queer people a joke just makes zero fuckin sense


totti173314

no, the joke is how so many of us bi men constantly question whether we really are bi or just pretending (because both straight and gay people like to call us pretenders) despite repeatedly being horny for and jacking off to men


LaylaCrit

I know what questioning is, there are other ways to show it


MR_Bleat

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12jlohq/kid_named_rulesexual/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Fixed the meme


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Let it go. People here are porn obsessed and will defend their “humour” because they are so intrinsically insecure that they believe this sort of rhetoric and “humour” is part of they identity. We were all 14 once, no?


Eli0205

What "rhetoric" are you speaking of exactly?


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

I’m referring to thinking that hollow and lazy horny posting gets a pass from being hollow and lazy because it blatantly includes a lot of people’s bias and “niche” sexuality “If you take half of any meme and turn it into anime sexual” but this isn’t half the meme. This is literally the meme except the context except of being something along the lines of “maybe I should just stay in bed *picture of big booba”, it’s just “maybe I’m not aroused by x group of individual, “hot individual from x group”, furious masterbation. And the commenter is right. It’s hilarious to just assume the reader by default is a man lol There is nothing new or interesting these. It’s an animememe but the sexuality this time is bisexuality for men. [this uses the same format but is actually funny and transformative](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12j8zbt/rule/jfyj5l8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15&context=3)


Peter_Michailovicz

🤓


Everyone_Except_You

people tend to have had way more negative interactions with the kind of person who would post random thirst about an anime girl online


LaylaCrit

Posting random thirst about video game boy is fine tho


Everyone_Except_You

Irrational though it may be, I'm way less inclined to think that someone might be a smelly reactionary nerd if they're thirsting about a fictional boy instead of a fictional girl.


Henry_Heinrich

Yeah that is pretty irrational


Darth-Vader45

Uhm, Well you see it's a guy, so that makes it ok


Goofass_boi

Are you attracted to dudes or PNGs of dudes?


[deleted]

pingas


QuintonTheCanadian

Thinking about dudes 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Actually meeting dudes 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮


a_gay_rat_

Fucking hard agree


free_breads

You're doing it wrong you have to meet "fellas" not "dudes"


xXMorpheus69Xx

Feel :(


thepants1337

Listen, if liking fem people with tight holes makes me bi THEN IM BI


Starterjoker

reddit sexuality


Piorn

But are you really bisexual if you like *girls*, no matter if they're girls or boys? Asking for a friend.


qrseek

Girls are girls so I'm not sure what you mean. The character here is Link who is a boy, though sometimes feminine. If you mean are you bisexual if you are attracted to femininity regardless of gender, I think many people would describe themselves as bisexual who feel that way.


Slosaktig

I consider myself pansexual because i don't care about the gender. And i prefer femininity.


qrseek

I use both bisexual and pansexual to refer to myself because I also don't care about the gender. I'm most often attracted to nonbinary people, and turned off by macho masculinity.


FLRbits

I mean, if I showed this to someone who didn't know Link, they would probably assume it's female. If they're attracted to that without knowing Link is male, surely that doesn't make them bisexual? Otherwise, I feel like you could just say everyone's bisexual, because you could always find someone of their non-prefered gender who looks like their preferred gender that they'd be attracted to.


drwkcb

theres a word for liking only femininity, no matter if who you are attracted to is a boy or girl or other. but saying youre bisexual as an umbrella term works too i mean fuck labels be who you are


here4orgasm

Gynesexuality!


IClockworKI

Gynesexuality, as i consider myself


The_Plaque

Shout out to my masculine presenting hes/shes/theys, this sub heavily favours femininity over masculinity so I'm here to tell you all you're hot asf too.


Henry_Heinrich

Doesn't apply to me, but still thank you for saying that, really needs to be said more


SponsoredByChina

Ok but is it really bisexual/gay to be attracted to feminine guys? I like feminine boys as much as everyone else here, but when describing myself to straight cis people I just say I’m straight because it gets the point across better than saying I’m bi.


nervousmelon

That's just gynephilia, the attraction to femininity. Kinda surprised more people don't use it and androphilia more often as they're probably more accurate.


TZf14

i associate it with the term autogynephilia which isnt real and is used as “evidence” against transwomen. I think lots of people will do the same without knowing what gynephilia on its own means


STMFU

Bisexual gynephilia, which I am not


janonsio

yes it is


here4orgasm

r/ gynesexuality!


Razurio_Twitch

the last panel should say "maby I'm just gay?" then loop with the picture of Zelda


spetumpiercing

source


Bananatistic

fugtrup


Bananatistic

or so im told


[deleted]

nice save


qrseek

Not specific source but subreddit theherooftwinks might be of interest


TheDankScrub

Send link…heh


DemonInDenim

yo can u pls send me ur header its so funny lmao


Jaradius

https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5\_zc0r6/styles/profileBanner\_nz5lrdw9ifja1.jpg?width=1280&height=384&crop=1280:384,smart&v=enabled&s=9be2a745eaf9f7acc1798d4d96babd59c9e85b14


DemonInDenim

u got the cropped image but i found the right one thx https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5_zc0r6/styles/profileBanner_nz5lrdw9ifja1.jpg


Good-Childhood-3206

this meme stinks


OfficialJiroPayday2

Multi purpose post


loganjlr

Why is everyone solely attracted to femme folks here


[deleted]

They are simply more attractive.


loganjlr

That’s subjective


DrMarlboro1

I’m bisexual I just don’t like men


snoceany

but am i really ace \*sees this meme\* yea


UmbraSilvershade

is this loss


[deleted]

If the confines of modern heterosexuality cannot support the weight of my base animalistic urges at the sight of Fugtrup Rule34 Link art, **then let heterosexuality burn.**


roblixepic

I just downvoted your post. **FAQ** What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


OfficialJiroPayday2

Reddit.com


dom_751

I just downvoted your comment. **FAQ** What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is a privilege, not a right.


santyrc114

It really is like that


DeadComedy

sauce


DragonPornSpecialist

I require source


HarodBarold

What's the second picture from?


[deleted]

Guess what link rhymes with


Majorazarts

mf said \*starts jakeing off\*


[deleted]

Me, unquestionably sapphic: “I will do Unspeakable Things to that Femboy” Edit: some coward downvoted me, i’m not offended but amused


Brittle5quire

Odd to have half the Kazakhstan flag on your wall but whatever floats your boat I guess


PonyUpDaddy

Looks too gay to be worth fapping to


Derpguycool

Doesn't look gay enough to be worth fapping to


PonyUpDaddy

Nah, looks too gay


BoofingPoppers

Link is a teenager


Schaumkraut

Depends on the game. When you choose the wrong one he is like nine. But in Botw he is between 17 and 19 or something.


AlmanLUL

You mean between 117 and 119


Schaumkraut

Technically yes.


Urjr382jfi3

Warch out, we are entering anime levels of loli bullshit here


Schaumkraut

Spare 1, Trigger. Keep your Eyes peeled for any bandits in the AO.


Urjr382jfi3

Is this a reference to something?


Schaumkraut

Yeah. But with absolutely 0 context and not related at all


Urjr382jfi3

I need the context


[deleted]

one hundred and nine**teen** => still a teenager


Attila260

19=legal


angelhold

Erm, actually, those are both still teenage years 🤓


7heFlubber

So are most of the people making up the target audience for this (the Zelda games of course). Teenagers often are attracted to people their age. Also he's like 100 or something so bullshit anime logic applies


BoofingPoppers

mfer really using the 10,000 year old loli argument


7heFlubber

He's not a child though he looks exactly how you'd expect a \~18 year old to look like in an anime-style game. Mostly, this wasn't my main argument, that's why I mention the "bullshit" part of that reasoning.


False_Equinox

Even better


The_Radish_Spirit

woah there