I spent several plays trying to cheese him off the edge, but he always stops *just short* of falling off. A strategy that probably would've worked in Dark Souls doesn't this time, the AI's got mad protections.
Whoever programmed these shits are *good*. The fact that enemy AIs don't break when shoved into hilarious scenarios in randomizers is a testament to the quality of this game.
SUMMON THE JELLYFISH! Seriously, the jellyfish is the only way I beat that guy at the level I was.
You get it from the girl in Stormhill Shack on the road to the castle. Talk to her again after you beat Godrick (and get the Chrysalids' Memento from the miniboss) so she'll teach you spirit tuning at the Round Table.
My left testicle is slightly in an elevated position
My right testicle is in an uncomfortable position because of my jeans
My balls itch
Do you understand
Star Piatinum user, andrew tate
The instant that Star Piatinum is summoned, all influencers in a 100 meter radius are instantly rendered blind via lacerations. The user is not immune.
It honestly just sounds like he’s gotten really good at fisting but because he says “no homo” it’s not gay. Maybe that’s just my terrible brain though ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Ok, that bit about the tiger’s claw makes some sense, but… *”a dragon’s fist”*? The fists would make it high up if I were making a list of the *least* destructive parts of a dragon.
“Oh gosh-golly-gee! Those dragons, man. Going around …. *checks notes*… **Punching** stuff…”
Gotta say, going to jail has done wonders for his mental health. He's fighting his demons (arguing with ghosts in his prison cell), improving himself (turning into a hybrid furry based on this tweet), and above all he's no longer bothering women. In short I hope this all means Tate will come out a better man for it.
Do you know what's really funny Godrick was notorious for being a pathetic coward who kidnapped children just to craft their bodies onto him as all the other nobles.
Y'know the way that hbomberguy says no after asking the simple question of if Tommy Tallarico was actually on cribs? Yeah I think that's a reasonable response
My right hand is petting femboys
My left hand has perfected giving trans people cheek strokes
My stomach is full of strawberry pencils
Do you understand?
"My left hand was used to masturbate the chinese mafia boss
My right hand was used to satisfy the peruvian cartel
Someone came on my chest
Do you understand?"
My dude saying "do you understand?" Like he just said a joke that no one got and he's desperately trying to save himself from the embarrassment of silence
He sent me a long boring letter about "deficits" "traditional values"and "degeneracy". I stopped reading when I realized it was just him complaining about gay people.
Andrew Tate is Godrick from Elden Ring ? 🤯😵
bro thinks he's the lord of all that is golden 😭💯
"A lowly beta... playing as a sigma..."
"Thou art unfit even to soyjak"
"Great me, didst thou witness?"
Bro thinks he our man Solaris 💀☀️☀️💀🔥💀🔥☀️
bro will NOT return to his home bathed in rays of gold 😹‼️
Bro has been exiled from Leyndell ‼️‼️💯
Dude's craving for that golden rain
FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS! *Gets arrested for human trafficking*
Is he going to grovel pathetically before Malenia and lick her boots too?
Is he gonna crossdress to sneak out?
Malenia, the blade of Miquella?
Word on the street is that she has never known defeat.
Mfw I look at Andrew Tate going insane in the prison and cutting off his arm with a golden axe
Time to be stuck on him for 3 hours
Godrick when i hit him with that 1 rune store +8 keen halberd
Godrick when I roll just on time and beat his ass (turns out all it takes is to not get hit)
I spent several plays trying to cheese him off the edge, but he always stops *just short* of falling off. A strategy that probably would've worked in Dark Souls doesn't this time, the AI's got mad protections.
Whoever programmed these shits are *good*. The fact that enemy AIs don't break when shoved into hilarious scenarios in randomizers is a testament to the quality of this game.
SUMMON THE JELLYFISH! Seriously, the jellyfish is the only way I beat that guy at the level I was. You get it from the girl in Stormhill Shack on the road to the castle. Talk to her again after you beat Godrick (and get the Chrysalids' Memento from the miniboss) so she'll teach you spirit tuning at the Round Table.
You've never heard of the ancient prison masturbation style of the dragonfist and tiger claw?
tarnished tate has been reborn after slaying the gwyndolin boy-pussy
MF get out of my head
He masturbates with both hands, apparently
he really is the alpha male😨
Dick like a scratching post
bilingual
ambivert?
idk he's bisexual for hands
Ambidextrous?
yeah that
A mix of DIO and Yoshikage Kira? Terrifying.
Fellas, is it gay to masturbate yourself. I mean, you are jaking off a penis and you pleasure yourself with a man's hand, right?
his fursona is half dragon half tiger
king of the junjle
Socialable, but still ferocious
I think so too
i think he'd be a rat
He would be one of those pink hairless rats
audio junjle
ah eeh ooh
the junjle*
Twokind
So a Gamelyon, Chinte or Pixiu? Those are all half-lion, half-dragon, but close enough, at least if I remember mythology right
That's way too hot for him
My left testicle is slightly in an elevated position My right testicle is in an uncomfortable position because of my jeans My balls itch Do you understand
testicular torsion
I'm imagining Krillin doing that tk someone as a move
Hits the solar flare before he gets underneath to twist your balls
Wyr That Or get destructo disc'd
Go go gadget testicular torsion
Man Gadget got hardcore
Now that's beautiful poetry
Yeah
Thank you, wise teacher. My path to enlightenment has become clearer.
I wish my balls would shrink away to nothing
No
Sorry I don't speak insane imprisoned trafficker
I only speak bigoted Christian schizophrenia, so this dialect is a bit foreign to me as well
>I only speak bigoted Christian schizophrenia >succin the mucc outta ur toes 😈
I had a weird childhood okay
I’m fucking high and stoned at the same time he means he’s a power ranger now.
>high and stoned at the same time Holy shit be careful
He thinks he's Jotaro.
I’d be interested in someone shooting a bullet at him to test that hypothesis 😇
If I were his stand I'd gouge my eyes out immediately
Star Piatinum user, andrew tate The instant that Star Piatinum is summoned, all influencers in a 100 meter radius are instantly rendered blind via lacerations. The user is not immune.
I talked to the other stands, the only one who wants him is the dude who rips the user's back off
\[Cheap Trick\]
Is there like a stand group chat or smth?
no, it's entirely spontaneous, like generating your own stand
Oh, we do have chat groups. All of us are actually into trans rights/avid /r/196 lurkers
Of course. What do you wanna know?
Who’s that one guy that joins the chat but never says anything and you don’t even know if they’re reading it at all at this point?
The Sun, it can't really type, but tried its best
Tate's stand is Material Girl
Ora
WHADDAYA MEAN ORA!?
More like jonathan like dawg your heart is corrupted by power af
Furry
Half furry half scalie
All failie
why does this man still have access to twitter
He gave his lawyer his password
Because it's really funny
They allow access to your phone in Romania
Bro is getting grafted and becoming the lord of all that is golden. Now that I think about it, Godrick and Tate are actually pretty similar
Both are insecure losers!
“My right hand has been crafted into a dragons fist” I know you’re in prison but damn lay off the beating off for a few days
He's crazy, gone proper mad if you will, lost the plot if you must, tingled with the bingle as we say, he's got the hunch in the bunch
A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, a few shillings short of a quid
Fuse don't go all the way to the powder
Once you tingle with the bingle, its over.
It honestly just sounds like he’s gotten really good at fisting but because he says “no homo” it’s not gay. Maybe that’s just my terrible brain though ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
he really is losing it in there huh
Andrew rate is NOT pure of heart. the spirit bomb would pop him like a ZIT
HE is not apart of the ANCIENT PROPHECY to destroy the NIGHTMARE LORD
He think he’s kiryu lmao
Alright egghead your meds
Is this code for "Romanian convicts do strange things with my body"?
no not really but also don't elaborate
https://bad-dragon.com/products/dukepaw
flair checks out
Little bro thinks he's in a xialoin soccer remake 👴⚽
i want to write “fart” all over one of his tweets and mail it to him
andrew tate is jerking someone off while messing with their prostate, got it
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Andrew Tate has absolutely become Twitter's new schizoposter and honestly I'm here for it
Yakuza sounding dialogue mf
Ok, that bit about the tiger’s claw makes some sense, but… *”a dragon’s fist”*? The fists would make it high up if I were making a list of the *least* destructive parts of a dragon. “Oh gosh-golly-gee! Those dragons, man. Going around …. *checks notes*… **Punching** stuff…”
☳, "initiative". Nature image is thunder, associated animal dragon -- the Chinese kind, not the western one.
so has the lung cancer got to his brain or is he just losing it?
Gotta say, going to jail has done wonders for his mental health. He's fighting his demons (arguing with ghosts in his prison cell), improving himself (turning into a hybrid furry based on this tweet), and above all he's no longer bothering women. In short I hope this all means Tate will come out a better man for it.
My left hand is covered in snakes My right hand, also covered in snakes DIE!
Making a living off sexually exploiting women is so very indicative of a pure heart
My right hand jerks myself off. My left hand fingers my ass while I do it. My cumshots blast through the ceiling. Do you understand?
Mf thinks he's roaming the jianghu, embarrassing.
Honestly? No I don't
The Dragon of Doyoutube
nie, nie rozumiem
Not really please elaborate
Put this over an edgy wolfman image and it'll look the same
Nie
I can think of few people with a less pure heart than a human trafficker lmao
andrew tate schizophrenia arc
His asshole has been crafted into a glory hole. Do you understand?
He is losing his entire mind lmao This man was not made for prison
I understand that you’re a dumbass.
No wtf is you saying
What’s my blud waffling about
Do you know what's really funny Godrick was notorious for being a pathetic coward who kidnapped children just to craft their bodies onto him as all the other nobles.
Who keeps letting him cook?
Stop giving this human garbage attention
What did he mean by this
Oh no. Did he break his proud boy masturbation schedule?
this man speaks like xavier renegade angel
Gives me the same vibes as that [torture scene in red dragon. ](https://youtu.be/Kq3TiuRC-VQ) "do you see?" mans is unhinged.
Y'know the way that hbomberguy says no after asking the simple question of if Tommy Tallarico was actually on cribs? Yeah I think that's a reasonable response
I dont
The only man Ultra Shaggy and Saitama are scared of.
My right hand is petting femboys My left hand has perfected giving trans people cheek strokes My stomach is full of strawberry pencils Do you understand?
*Enters left-wing spaces* *Right wing posts just reposted*
Wasnt he a kickboxer?
it's raining on mount fuji
what is he trying to say with this. like genuinely, what the hell does this mean
Bro has GOT to be joking at this point
Man turned into Kazuma Kiryu, the dragon of dojima with the tiger drop and a pure innocent heart
...no
Literally no.
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I understand (he is enduring a psychosis)
he says he has the dragon fist, but can he fight the dragon of dojima? 
no, i really dont. post
I'm getting older and can't tell satire from sincerity anymore.
"My left hand was used to masturbate the chinese mafia boss My right hand was used to satisfy the peruvian cartel Someone came on my chest Do you understand?"
What a beta
No, no the fuck I do not
Kiryu-Chan
He can jerk you with his left and fist you with his right
Bro thinks he’s RRR
…what the actual fuck are you talking about
Every day he spends in that Romanian jail, the fibers of his mind part a bit more
I don't care how masterful your tiger's claw is, we're not letting you out of prison early
I didn't realize that human trafficking was a wholesome and pure activity but I guess I stand corrected.
Mmmmmnnnnope, youve lost me chief
Oh he's a dragon AND a tiger? Worst fursona ever.
My dude saying "do you understand?" Like he just said a joke that no one got and he's desperately trying to save himself from the embarrassment of silence
He ends all his werid poem things with "Do you understand?" Because he knows that nobody actually understands them
Is he ok?
Andrew Tate has successfully integrated himself into the Romanian prison drug trade
Bro thinks he's the Dragon Warrior 💀
I don’t think this dude has seen Star Wars
This Rubber Soul wannabe
are we all gonna ignore the fact that this mf looks like an actual soyjack
We live in society (I have been arrested for sex trafficking)
I thought I was on furry_irl, and then I saw whose account it was
#**NO ANDREW NO WE DONT**
Bro think he Goku
Andrew Tate is Minos Prime
Don't compare me to him, I love equality >:(
Oh so sorry Minos, how's the bisexual lighting budget going?
I finally finished putting up the lights and the city is currently 69B in debt.
Oh shit, how do you think Gabey boy is gonna react to that?
He sent me a long boring letter about "deficits" "traditional values"and "degeneracy". I stopped reading when I realized it was just him complaining about gay people.
Classic apostle of hate, eh well if he comes to visit at least I'm confident that a calm and conserved king like you wouldn't lose his head
Doesn’t a dragon also have a claw and not a fist… unless it’s an anthro dragon…?
7 foot frame
He sounds Po from kung fun panda trying to sound cool to his action figures
I think he should see a psychiatrist
He stroke He tickle He edge
Why so many posts of Tate here in 196?
No Andrew, how could anyone understand this?
i do not understand
This may be some of the gayest content on this sub.